Tr**** Posted November 7, 2024 1) I’m an ex fighter who at 41 still has all his real teeth AND never had a cavity. 2) I spent two hours once knee deep in the ocean at 3am nursing a beached baby shark back to life 3) I was homeless at 12 and by 17 I had my first kid and first apartment 4)I have an irrational *** of werewolves 5) I tattooed a smilie face on the side of my testicles one night because I was bored, had access to a machine and thought it would be a funny way to pull my balls out in public.. I wasn’t wrong. More mid 20’s dudes have seen my balls at the bar in the past 5 years than I think all my partners combined
bu**** Posted November 21, 2024 ooh this is cute!!! 1. i work with horses, and they’re my biggest passion in life! 2. i have never ever been in a relationship/dynamic- i haven’t found a person i can trust fully and feel is a good match for me in all areas of life, and haven’t been prepared to settle for something that i know will cause heartache! 3. despite my posts and the way i may come across- i have no confidence!! im super shy and sensitive,, and don’t love much about myself! 4. i have dyspraxia- which makes things like hand eye coordination & fine motor skills a lil trickier for me! 5. i have a jade horse necklace that i wear every day and i have for years, it’s super special to me 🫶🏻
Sl**** Posted November 22, 2024 1. I may be covered in tattoos, but in reality its an image i created a long time ago to try to be the ***less person that I am not. 2. I have a real desire to trust everyone. Yet I trust no one really. 3. I once went to a Scientology Rehab. It was more traumatic than you can imagine and i have no one to feel that shared experience with, no one understands. 4. Im a cali girl through and through. And that doesn’t just mean LA. Im talking Yosemite, Big Sur, coastal dunes, farmland and 110*. The beach is my home now though. 5. Has anyone read this far? Im a really kind soul, but if i sense you being dishonest? Im out. I cant do drama or trauma…
Se**** Posted November 23, 2024 1. I love Hallmark Christmas movies and watch them year-round. I'm a total sap for a sweet romance, and I adore the predictability of them—no stressful twists, just feel-good stories that warm my heart. 2. I think the best gift someone can give is a playlist of songs that make them think of me in some way. Sharing music feels like sharing a piece of your soul, and it's my favorite way to show and receive affection. 3. Leftovers are my favorite food. Something magical happens in the fridge overnight—flavors meet, fall in love, get married, and have little flavor babies that make everything taste even better the next day. 4. I've never experienced real love, and it makes me question whether romantic love truly exists. I've never seen lasting love between two people, so I struggle to believe in anything beyond fleeting dopamine hits. Maybe I'm wrong, but if I am, it just rein***s what I’ve often ***ed—that I’m simply not someone worth loving. 5. Sparkles are my favorite color. I genuinely believe everything is better when it’s shiny and sparkly—it’s like adding a little bit of magic to the ordinary. If it glitters, it’s instantly perfect in my book!
Fi**** Posted December 26, 2024 1. I crave true companionship, and when I find it, it's hard to let go. 2. I purposefully sabotage relationships because I believe it's coming anyway. 3. I truly want to be a nomad that travels the world. 4. I no longer want to get married because I've been tossed aside for another soo many times. 5. I'm tired of ppl assuming I can twerk or braid hair.
GeneGrey Posted December 29, 2024 1. I can play guitar. 2. I’m also a songwriter, I’ve written over 100 songs. 3. I can easily lose my cool. I definitely have a temper. 4. I easily get nervous in tense situations. 5. I only have one parent.
Ju**** Posted January 1 1. I do not own a TV or watch TV. Haven't for about 5 years. 2. My dogs are my best friends, hands down 3. I am easily heart broken, I love freely
StockingsObsessed Posted January 2 1. I haven't been intimate in years. I miss it but it I don't see it as essential. I would give for some affection and a cuddle. 2. Visual and fantasy is more satisfying than the real thing. 3. I'm quiet and reserved but appear perfectly normal to people. 4. Erm...that's it
Yo**** Posted January 4 1. I’m a biker, but that’s probably less than shocking. But also an Xbox gamer 2. I overthink and have a tendency to have a conversation with my wife in my own head, which then impacts my mood without actually speaking to her. This needs to stop. 3. I’m shy, self conscious and no self confidence, which probably fuels number 3, and despite having a wife and friends, I have none to talk to about this side of me. 4. I have a dirty mind and am known as the pervert of my friend group. 5. I love physical contact with people and want to be held and cuddled.
Deleted Member Posted January 25 I once attended a 10-day silent meditation retreat. (I guess I talk a lot: people always seem so surprised by that.) I spent a month in Southeast India. I was born with six fingers on each hand. I was born and raised in a port town and don't like most seafood. No, I'm not mad at you: I just have resting war face.
Ha**** Posted March 6 1. I don’t forgive just because someone apologizes. Accountability isn’t a magic eraser. Some things break beyond repair, and I don’t believe in pretending otherwise. 2. I don’t believe in unconditional love. Love should have boundaries. If it requires me to endure harm, betray myself, or shrink, then it’s not love—it’s control. 3. I will always choose solitude over bad company. I’ve eaten at Michelin-star restaurants alone, flown across the world alone, and I sleep peacefully knowing I don’t entertain energy that drains me. 4. I’ve mastered the art of saying no without guilt. No, I won’t overextend myself. No, I won’t “just make it work.” No, I don’t need to explain why. 5. I share a home with my ex, and I have no desire to change that. Our romantic relationship ended, but our role as parents didn’t. Our boys deserve to see us both happy, separately, while still raising them together. The idea that separation has to mean distance or animosity is outdated—this works for us, and that’s all that matters.
Kr**** Posted March 8 (edited) 1. My dad and I took some hours at a shooting range visiting the US... he said it was scary how good I am using a pistol for a teacher, who never held a weapon in his hand. The instructor praised me so much it made me blush and let me use a semi automatic rifle for free^^' 2. I cuddled a penguin and pet an alligator. 3. I bake each Christmas with my Mom listening to the audio book of little lord fauntleroy... then we glue some of the cookies together with marmelade, while watching the movie version. I don't know. I am not the emotional type of guy, but the end when everyone sits at the table and the family is holding hands my eyes get wet. 4. I make my own Lego minifigures using 3d Printing, custom pad printing, ***ting and so on... 5. ... and once I asked a girl, if she wanted to see my Lego collection... she thought we were going to have sex, while I really just wanted to show her the stuff, she seemed to be honestly interested in :/ Edited March 8 by Krateros Seriously? PAlNting get's censored? On a bdsm forum? XD
Mitebsyco Posted March 10 Yesterday at 11:55 AM, Krateros said: 1. My dad and I took some hours at a shooting range visiting the US... he said it was scary how good I am using a pistol for a teacher, who never held a weapon in his hand. The instructor praised me so much it made me blush and let me use a semi automatic rifle for free^^' 2. I cuddled a penguin and pet an alligator. 3. I bake each Christmas with my Mom listening to the audio book of little lord fauntleroy... then we glue some of the cookies together with marmelade, while watching the movie version. I don't know. I am not the emotional type of guy, but the end when everyone sits at the table and the family is holding hands my eyes get wet. 4. I make my own Lego minifigures using 3d Printing, custom pad printing, ***ting and so on... 5. ... and once I asked a girl, if she wanted to see my Lego collection... she thought we were going to have sex, while I really just wanted to show her the stuff, she seemed to be honestly interested in :/ How was the penguin cuddling? I have a friend who is absolutely obsessed with penguins and I feel like I have to ask for a description, and how one manages to get to do that.
Mitebsyco Posted March 10 1: Depending on where I meet someone, they are incredibly surprised that I am disabled and have constant chronic ***. 2: Again, depending on where I meet someone, I tend to shock people during good club nights and concerts. The ones who knew about the debilitating conditions I deal with first are shocked at the level of flailing at a show, or nonstop moving all night, and then looking for an after party to go to because I'm not done yet. 3: I attend the local industrial and EBM clubs as often as I can, and people's brains flatline when I respond that I don't drink when they offer. It seems to also surprise people that I've never been drunk. (I'm just insanely glad to have seen the pressure to drink vanish entirely, at least from the music scene I frequent.) 4: When I'm awake for multiple days, and someone finds that out. They freak out, and I then explain that it is my norm, and they generally freak out a second time in a different way. 5: This one is fairly vague but I think it still fits: People don't know what to think of me in various ways, and I don't really see the need to help them out with that if I don't think it's necessary for this or that person to know things. So, they make assumptions, and I notice it, log it, and act like I have zero idea about their assumptions, especially when someone is very obviously trying to figure me out. It's entertaining and harmless and I like to watch people squirm anyway and it's funny when they think they're correct. They're generally not. It's a rarity when someone is.
Mitebsyco Posted March 10 1 minute ago, Mitebsyco said: 1: Depending on where I meet someone, they are incredibly surprised that I am disabled and have constant chronic ***. 2: Again, depending on where I meet someone, I tend to shock people during good club nights and concerts. The ones who knew about the debilitating conditions I deal with first are shocked at the level of flailing at a show, or nonstop moving all night, and then looking for an after party to go to because I'm not done yet. 3: I attend the local industrial and EBM clubs as often as I can, and people's brains flatline when I respond that I don't drink when they offer. It seems to also surprise people that I've never been drunk. (I'm just insanely glad to have seen the pressure to drink vanish entirely, at least from the music scene I frequent.) 4: When I'm awake for multiple days, and someone finds that out. They freak out, and I then explain that it is my norm, and they generally freak out a second time in a different way. 5: This one is fairly vague but I think it still fits: People don't know what to think of me in various ways, and I don't really see the need to help them out with that if I don't think it's necessary for this or that person to know things. So, they make assumptions, and I notice it, log it, and act like I have zero idea about their assumptions, especially when someone is very obviously trying to figure me out. It's entertaining and harmless and I like to watch people squirm anyway and it's funny when they think they're correct. They're generally not. It's a rarity when someone is. Chronic pa1n..? I didn't know that was going to be censored.
Charms Posted March 10 Author 24 minutes ago, Mitebsyco said: 1: Depending on where I meet someone, they are incredibly surprised that I am disabled and have constant chronic ***. 2: Again, depending on where I meet someone, I tend to shock people during good club nights and concerts. The ones who knew about the debilitating conditions I deal with first are shocked at the level of flailing at a show, or nonstop moving all night, and then looking for an after party to go to because I'm not done yet. 3: I attend the local industrial and EBM clubs as often as I can, and people's brains flatline when I respond that I don't drink when they offer. It seems to also surprise people that I've never been drunk. (I'm just insanely glad to have seen the pressure to drink vanish entirely, at least from the music scene I frequent.) 4: When I'm awake for multiple days, and someone finds that out. They freak out, and I then explain that it is my norm, and they generally freak out a second time in a different way. 5: This one is fairly vague but I think it still fits: People don't know what to think of me in various ways, and I don't really see the need to help them out with that if I don't think it's necessary for this or that person to know things. So, they make assumptions, and I notice it, log it, and act like I have zero idea about their assumptions, especially when someone is very obviously trying to figure me out. It's entertaining and harmless and I like to watch people squirm anyway and it's funny when they think they're correct. They're generally not. It's a rarity when someone is. I get that 2. People freak when I say I go 50+ hours often with no sleep. It's my normal also
Mitebsyco Posted March 10 26 minutes ago, Charms said: I get that 2. People freak when I say I go 50+ hours often with no sleep. It's my normal also Sleep disorders? I don't sleep unless medicated, and it stops working fairly quickly if I try to keep a 24 hours schedule like the people with the not broken flesh vessels. It's also incredibly exhausting to me to *** that, so I don't. And I don't have any diagnosis beyond insomnia and vague sleep disorders (among a list of things that absolutely interfere with getting sleep), because every specialist I've tried to go see can't get it through their heads that ***fully shoving me into the box of 24 hour normies is not a fix, and that's literally the first thing they all do. They can't grasp that this is just how my sleep/awake cycle is and that it's what works for me, and that I simply want to have its proper name or names. I have given up on that, though. Doctors are basically the only ones I try so hard to inform them, correct them on their assumptions and lack of knowledge. But most of them don't like that and take it as a challenge when I am just handing over relevant information.
Mitebsyco Posted March 10 26 minutes ago, Charms said: I get that 2. People freak when I say I go 50+ hours often with no sleep. It's my normal also My record was 13 days awake and it was the worst..
Kr**** Posted March 10 13 hours ago, Mitebsyco said: How was the penguin cuddling? I have a friend who is absolutely obsessed with penguins and I feel like I have to ask for a description, and how one manages to get to do that. One of the red eyed little ones with the big yellow feathers on his head. He was raised by hand and loves humans. So while the rest of the bunch is coming and demands fish he runs up to you, hops on your foot and hugs your leg with his whole body moving his head up and down like a cat for several minutes, until his need of getting his back scratched and head pet is satisfied enough for the moment to give fish priority number one... after that he goes back into cuddling mode. He is the most stealthy one, when it comes to slipping through the door with you leaving... the good thing is, he does not run away, but follows you whereever you go. I'll be honest... I was close to abducting him from the zoo and keep him in my bath tub and I am a very rational stoic person.
Mitebsyco Posted March 10 1 hour ago, Krateros said: One of the red eyed little ones with the big yellow feathers on his head. He was raised by hand and loves humans. So while the rest of the bunch is coming and demands fish he runs up to you, hops on your foot and hugs your leg with his whole body moving his head up and down like a cat for several minutes, until his need of getting his back scratched and head pet is satisfied enough for the moment to give fish priority number one... after that he goes back into cuddling mode. He is the most stealthy one, when it comes to slipping through the door with you leaving... the good thing is, he does not run away, but follows you whereever you go. I'll be honest... I was close to abducting him from the zoo and keep him in my bath tub and I am a very rational stoic person. I'm surprised you didn't.
hi**** Posted March 11 1. I enjoy romance and romantic gestures. Flowers go a long way. 2. I am a disney person. 3. I love metal, ska, punk/pop punk and pop music. 4. My default is to be alone but I really want a life partner. 5. I can read music and I play tuba/trumpet. I prefer tuba over trumpet. lol
Deleted Member Posted March 11 1. I spent most of my working life waiting for people to find out I have no business being there (imposter syndrome I believe) 2. I don’t like to be touched, unless I do, then I need to be touched 3. I am ***fully shy, sometimes it hurts to contribute to conversation, but once I start I can’t then stop talking 4. I have the same obsessions I had when I was 12 ( I’m 49 now) 5. I’m ADHD/Autistic, which you may have guessed already, but apparently I don’t “look it”
goon2yu Posted March 26 1. I have an insatiable addiction to comedians and comedy clubs and can make anyone laugh when I’m under the influence of alcohol. 2. I inherited psychic abilities from parents who were into dark stuff. 3. I’m an avid reader. 4. I love playing chess. 5. 30+ years in the past I use to be a very dangerous person. (I’m harmless now)
Parabellum Posted March 28 1. I’m shy online, but not on real life. 2. Advocate of some causes, specially education, mental health and workers rights. 3. I’m an empath and very perceptive. 4. I’m a lady, but with a temper. 5. Straight A’s student, but used to fight at school. 6. Ample vocal range and sing in several languages. 8. I enjoy solitude. 9. I’m a good conversationalist. 10. Love to learn about different cultures.
MistressWhipplash Posted April 24 I used to train engineers. I worked out how to make leather boots from scratch. I can be incredibly romantic when the moon is just right. I love a cook off. Seeing weeds bugs me (but I get others to pull them out.)
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