A word about location first: I live in Reading (which I dislike intently) in shared accommodation which is unsuitable for even vanilla entertaining and I alas do not drive, which is not exactly a great sell is it? I am however (making things worse..) quite fond of trains including the underground so I regard London, Berkshire, Oxfordshire and Hampshire as local.
And.. I'm not really sure what else to put here to be honest, I figure the confessions and desires give the best picture of the fetish relevant 'me'
I'm a verbose nerd who likes to waffle. I like photography, long walks in the countryside and cats. I'm usually found in jeans and a t-shirt but I quite like finding excuses to wear a suit (even a trip to Wetherspoons will suffice) and have been accused of possessing a frightfully posh accent.
My friends assure me that I'm checks list kind, generous, tolerant, supportive, loyal, and selfless when called upon. I also give good foot massages and make good bacon sammiches.
Oh I went to a boys only boarding school - for retards and reprobates, absolutely not posh - and still haven't recovered, so most of my friends tend to be women. I find it difficult to connect with most guys.
Note: When you're editing this box it's listed as "Desires and Fantasies" whilst it only shows on the profile as the latter, the items listed herein are the former, although I do fantasise about them quite a bit.
Numero Uno? Once upon a time.. I used to spend weekends crashing on my bff's couch, she was a cam girl at the time and needed someone on-hand (feet up watching the telly mostly) to deal with her baby if he woke up when she was mid-show. I used to enjoy the.. association. She also used to drag me out a half dozen times a month to go get stuff she'd found on freecycle or the like which used to give me a sense of satisfaction (fetch quests ftw). As a result of these two activities it occurred to me long ago that I would probably be most content to go out with a (party-type) stripper or glamour model who wished me to chaperone her to/from work. (I had to deliver a friend to a destination in London recently and quite enjoyed it).
My most basic desire however would be someone of similar character to hang out with as most of my friends have moved away. I miss sitting in the park on a summers day eating fish and chips with a lesbian friend discussing the various attractive females walking by.