About me
Interested in:
I’m looking for:
- Friends
- Kinky Dates
- BDSM Lovers
Description
No guys, thank you.
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Welcome to rabbit holes, funnies, communication, creativity, respect...predators, ghosties and catfish live elsewhere.
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To avoid confusion - yes - I am a guy - with a fabulous (occasional) alter ego - Claudia. Think Joan Collins meets Eddie Izzard. Looking for genuine, sane kinksters who appreciate sharp wit, honest opinion and good cake.
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Wanna get frisky? Show me your brain. If you enjoy the journey more than the destination we'll get along. I may have more frocks than suits but I'll likely meet wearing the latter. I play as me.
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Experience and evolution develops who we become. So...tell me about yourself. We might just make a connection; a sublime, sophisticated, sexy one...what's to lose? Message me and I'll craft an incredible reply containing lots of syllables - or use an AI Bot to make you squee with delight and take the credit for it.
Creatives, artists, imagineers and explorers...yes, please.
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I've been around kink for 20+ years, enjoyed many experiences on both sides of the / at clubs, parties and even hosted a few of my own events back in the day. Sure, I know how to do xyz but I'm also adept at being a half-decent human being, too. And, at the risk of blowing my own trumpet, passed my cycling proficiency test first time AND have an ology in shenanigans... Want to know more? You're probably safer if you don't.
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Vanilla interests include writing fiction, p ainting / pastels and cooking great food. Oh, and shopping, of course.
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I won't play with anyone not in control of their mental health.
I am not young enough to know everything ~ Oscar Wilde
Limits
Holier than thou types
People who say they have no limits
My roles & archetype
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Confused
Sorry you experienced that. It sounds like you've had a lucky escape from a moron. Elevate yourself by knowing your true worth, recognising his inhumanity (which you're doing) and taking time to be kind to yourself. Stay beautiful and try not to allow those words to touch you.
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Big up to those who smile in their pics. You're twice as beautiful x
LikeMsDarkHumor-8388, Usemeharder69
No guys, thank you.
.
Welcome to rabbit holes, funnies, communication, creativity, respect...predators, ghosties and catfish live elsewhere.
.
To avoid confusion - yes - I am a guy - with a fabulous (occasional) alter ego - Claudia. Think Joan Collins meets Eddie Izzard. Looking for genuine, Read more… sane kinksters who appreciate sharp wit, honest opinion and good cake.
.
Wanna get frisky? Show me your brain. If you enjoy the journey more than the destination we'll get along. I may have more frocks than suits but I'll likely meet wearing the latter. I play as me.
.
Experience and evolution develops who we become. So...tell me about yourself. We might just make a connection; a sublime, sophisticated, sexy one...what's to lose? Message me and I'll craft an incredible reply containing lots of syllables - or use an AI Bot to make you squee with delight and take the credit for it.
Creatives, artists, imagineers and explorers...yes, please.
.
I've been around kink for 20+ years, enjoyed many experiences on both sides of the / at clubs, parties and even hosted a few of my own events back in the day. Sure, I know how to do xyz but I'm also adept at being a half-decent human being, too. And, at the risk of blowing my own trumpet, passed my cycling proficiency test first time AND have an ology in shenanigans... Want to know more? You're probably safer if you don't.
.
Vanilla interests include writing fiction, p ainting / pastels and cooking great food. Oh, and shopping, of course.
.
I won't play with anyone not in control of their mental health.
I am not young enough to know everything ~ Oscar Wilde
.
Welcome to rabbit holes, funnies, communication, creativity, respect...predators, ghosties and catfish live elsewhere.
.
To avoid confusion - yes - I am a guy - with a fabulous (occasional) alter ego - Claudia. Think Joan Collins meets Eddie Izzard. Looking for genuine, Read more… sane kinksters who appreciate sharp wit, honest opinion and good cake.
.
Wanna get frisky? Show me your brain. If you enjoy the journey more than the destination we'll get along. I may have more frocks than suits but I'll likely meet wearing the latter. I play as me.
.
Experience and evolution develops who we become. So...tell me about yourself. We might just make a connection; a sublime, sophisticated, sexy one...what's to lose? Message me and I'll craft an incredible reply containing lots of syllables - or use an AI Bot to make you squee with delight and take the credit for it.
Creatives, artists, imagineers and explorers...yes, please.
.
I've been around kink for 20+ years, enjoyed many experiences on both sides of the / at clubs, parties and even hosted a few of my own events back in the day. Sure, I know how to do xyz but I'm also adept at being a half-decent human being, too. And, at the risk of blowing my own trumpet, passed my cycling proficiency test first time AND have an ology in shenanigans... Want to know more? You're probably safer if you don't.
.
Vanilla interests include writing fiction, p ainting / pastels and cooking great food. Oh, and shopping, of course.
.
I won't play with anyone not in control of their mental health.
I am not young enough to know everything ~ Oscar Wilde
Holier than thou types
People who say they have no limits
People who say they have no limits
Holier than thou types
Fakeadom/mes
People who say they have no limits
Fakeadom/mes
People who say they have no limits
To avoid confusion - yes - I am a guy - with a fabulous (occasional) alter ego - Claudia. Think Joan Collins meets Eddie Izzard. Open to hearing from genuine kinksters who appreciate sharp wit, honest opinion and good cake.
Warning: I'll never look better than my profile pic so you'll need a good Read more… imagination if you want to get in touch. Also, I am NOT a kink dispenser so guys - thank you but no thank you.
I've been around kink for 20+ years, enjoyed many experiences on both sides of the / at clubs, parties and even hosted a few of my own events back in the day.
Wanna get frisky? Show me your brain.
For me, chemistry dictates dynamic and I'm always drawn to people who communicate well - it's the key to any healthy interaction. Well, that and the motivation to dare to feel incredible.
Vanilla interests include writing fiction, p ainting / pastels and cooking great food. Oh, and shopping, of course.
Tell me about yourself. We might just make a connection; a sublime, sophisticated, sexy one...what's to lose? Message me and I'll craft an incredible reply containing lots of syllables - or use an AI Bot to make you squee with delight and take the credit for it.
I won't play with anyone not in control of their mental health. I won't reply to hi, hey, how r u.
I am not young enough to know everything ~ Oscar Wilde
Warning: I'll never look better than my profile pic so you'll need a good Read more… imagination if you want to get in touch. Also, I am NOT a kink dispenser so guys - thank you but no thank you.
I've been around kink for 20+ years, enjoyed many experiences on both sides of the / at clubs, parties and even hosted a few of my own events back in the day.
Wanna get frisky? Show me your brain.
For me, chemistry dictates dynamic and I'm always drawn to people who communicate well - it's the key to any healthy interaction. Well, that and the motivation to dare to feel incredible.
Vanilla interests include writing fiction, p ainting / pastels and cooking great food. Oh, and shopping, of course.
Tell me about yourself. We might just make a connection; a sublime, sophisticated, sexy one...what's to lose? Message me and I'll craft an incredible reply containing lots of syllables - or use an AI Bot to make you squee with delight and take the credit for it.
I won't play with anyone not in control of their mental health. I won't reply to hi, hey, how r u.
I am not young enough to know everything ~ Oscar Wilde