Don't bother if all you want is to send me dick pics and hear how big you are. Yawn.

Honestly? Looking for someone who can sext while watching Masterpiece; stimulate my mind and my body.

Partnered and poly, I date solo. Sapiosexual so wit and banter are a must and then we'll see where it goes.

Prefer to be worshipped than worship but perhaps a rare and unusual few could change my mind.