If you have no clothes on, or think that I want to see your naughty bits, please refrain from sending a message. You're sadly mistaken. I suggest you let that one marinate.

I work full time and don't have room for bullshit.
I have my shit together, and thrive and take pride in routine and structure. - that said, don't be whining or demanding if I am busy. You won't like the lack of response you get.

I have been in this lifestyle since my first boyfriend way back when - early years. Haven't really had it any other way, as vanilla relationships seem boring and not enough for me. I like my men a little slap happy... keeps me on my toes knowing I can't sling out disrespect.

I would like to have an intelligent conversation... if that's possible. you know, ya kinda gotta prime the brain before you F*** it type of thing.

50% sarcasm
20% dark humor
19% regret on my behavior
1% naivety
10% bad language