Topeka leatherworker (Jonesy's Leatherworks). I make custom leather bags, corsets and armor by hand, and restore bikes. Home is run by Fuzzy Lumps, my gigantic, adorable one-eyed cat.

Looking to meet someone local: farmer's market, bike rides, cooking, talking aliens and nerdy shit until too late.

Dirty sense of humor, slightly raunchy. Long hair, glasses, short girls catch my eye.

I don't own a car right now, so dates have to work with that.

Say hi and tell me your best alien theory.

Don't touch my asshole or shit or *** on me