I'm the all American guy. I love grilling, watching football, baseball, and hockey, eating hot wings, and playing golf. I have a full time job, so I work hard, and I play hard. But don't let any of that fool you. I like my coffee black just like my metal. I'm a classically trained portrait artist, Im writing a horror anthology book likley filled with careles misspellings (just like that one), and I can cook better than any restaurant in this town. (Greek, French, and Irish are my favorite)

I'm a 46 year old goofball who lives by himself and likes the finer things. What can I say, I'm a classy bastard.

No country music