1. My humor/personality doesnt translate, via text. 2. My humor ad personality doesnt translate, via text. Unless i tell you, "Im serious", then you can assume im joking. Im open to a lot of kinks. Looking for a relationship, play mate or other interactions. If you like getting railed like the Northern Pacific Railway, ( look it up if you don't get the reference, LOL), or if you like cleaning the ceiling with a mop after sex, then hit me up! Yeah, yeah...that's a bit of cocky hyperbole, but you get the point. I'm also quirky funny, and acquired taste...a PR dream and an HR nightmare and can hold a conversation on a variety of topics. Judging my unassuming appearance as a lack of kink would be a mistake on your part.

Open to most things, would try it once. ☺️ No ***, questionable legal age looking content...or spiders...definitely not spiders!