Talkative, funny, intelligent.
Well-spoken and well-read.
Low on patience but high on enthusiasm.
I play World of Warcraft badly. (#ForTheHorde)
Chubby because I cook like your Polish grandma. ?
I have ADHD and thus have about 40 hobbies. ?

No *** or urine.
No high levels of ***.
No breaking the skin or scarring.
No tickling.