There are two things you should know about me:

1. I’m a hopeless romantic; I cuddle, hold hands, wipe your mouth when you’re done eating, write you a love letter or unexpectedly send flowers to your door.

2. I’m kinky AF, which means I’ll also grab you by the neck, pin you against the wall, lift your skirt up and rip your panties off, play with you until you gush, bend you over, spank you to tears and shove your ripped panties in your mouth to shut you up when you start crying, *** you down on your knees and make you deep-throat and say “thank you” while you gag and dribble, throw you in the bed, pound your holes doggy style with my fist full of your hair as you clinch the sheet, flip you over and make you squirt to the ceiling followed by a hard slap in the face with my wet hand.

If you got what it takes and would like to experience intense ripples of pleasure in your lower tummy, welcome aboard.

P.s. I don’t do dates, never have, never will. So if you’re looking to “get to know” me, look for a nice guy. I’m sure he’s out there.