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Gender Man
Age 37
Status Single
Height 185cm
Weight 156kg
Body shape Plus-size
Sexual position Versatile
Eye colour Brown
Hair colour Brown
Hair length Bald
Beard Full beard
Orientation Straight
Ethnicity Mixed race
Body hair Hairy
Dick length 14cm
Dick width 4cm
Zodiac sign Gemini
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Tattoos
Piercings
Disability
Languages German
English

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I'm a thicc'er than a snicker nerd who's basically a virgin. I'm very open minded, non judgemental, like to have open discussions about anything and everything.
the mix of audhd, anxiety, depression, social awkwardness, and demisexual has just kind of made me be a self repressed hermit lol. I'd love to get out of my shell and explore a new world of pleasures I've literally only read about XD. I share the same name on fetlife, feel free to reach out there too.
I love anime, star trek, gaming, doom scrolling, and whatever else is hermits do.
I'm not interested in having kids of my own, working on getting a vasectomy rn.

I'm also unable to drive due to an accident a few years ago, and some other things I'm in the middle of testing/working on. I'd love to be a passanger prince! I'll bring snacks and water and navigate and give you aux ☺️

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play, , , , ***, vomit,

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Sassyquanch
icon-wio Sassyquanch wrote something in the forum
  • 10.01.2026 18:00:38
  • Male (37)
  • Portland
  • Single
Rejection…

It is just so perplexing to throw a temper tantrum, jump up and down, and yell they want "their" sex time. As if being loud and demanding will suddenly hypnotize you into suddenly wanting them.

Probably the same type of person who's a regular at a restaurant and always trieds to get shit for Read more… free, and will complain, bitch, and threaten to never come back since the food is gross and ugly anyway... to then return next week to repeat it all over again.

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Sassyquanch
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  • 10.12.2025 13:28:22
  • Male (37)
  • Portland
  • Single
  • Sassyquanch
Sassyquanch
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  • 10.12.2025 13:22:02
  • Male (37)
  • Portland
  • Single
I'm a thicc'er than a snicker nerd who's basically a virgin. I'm very open minded, non judgemental, like to have open discussions about anything and everything.
the mix of audhd, anxiety, depression, social awkwardness, and demisexual has just kind of made me be a self repressed hermit lol. I'd Read more… love to get out of my shell and explore a new world of pleasures I've literally only read about XD. I share the same name on fetlife, feel free to reach out there too.
I love anime, star trek, gaming, doom scrolling, and whatever else is hermits do.
I'm not interested in having kids of my own, working on getting a vasectomy rn.

I'm also unable to drive due to an accident a few years ago, and some other things I'm in the middle of testing/working on. I'd love to be a passanger prince! I'll bring snacks and water and navigate and give you aux ☺️
Sassyquanch
icon-wio Sassyquanch wrote something about themself
  • 27.11.2025 5:07:50
  • Male (37)
  • Portland
  • Single
I'm a thicc'er than a snicker nerd who's basically a virgin. I'm very open minded, non judgemental, like to have open discussions about anything and everything.
the mix of audhd, anxiety, depression, social awkwardness, and demisexual has just kind of made me be a self repressed hermit lol. I'd Read more… love to get out of my shell and explore a new world of pleasures I've literally only read about XD.
I love anime, star trek, gaming, doom scrolling, and whatever else is hermits do.
I'm not interested in having kids of my own, working on getting a vasectomy rn.

I'm also unable to drive due to an accident a few years ago, and some other things I'm in the middle of testing/working on. I'd love to be a passanger prince! I'll bring snacks and water and navigate and give you aux ☺️
Sassyquanch
icon-wio Sassyquanch finished the BDSM Test
  • 27.11.2025 4:59:05
  • Male (37)
  • Portland
  • Single

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Sassyquanch
icon-wio Sassyquanch shared the limits
  • 27.11.2025 4:31:24
  • Male (37)
  • Portland
  • Single
play, , , , ***, vomit,
Sassyquanch
icon-wio Sassyquanch has uploaded new photos
  • 27.11.2025 4:26:51
  • Male (37)
  • Portland
  • Single
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  • 27.11.2025 4:11:47
  • Male (37)
  • Portland
  • Single

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