I have two decades of experience as a Dom and I particularly enjoy the psychological aspects of the D/s relationship.

I'm also awful at describing myself.

Drinker of coffee, practiser of yoga. There's more, but I don't know what you want to hear at this point.

I'm looking for a female submissive to play with. You'll need to have an odd sense of humour. failing that a half decent conversation will suffice.

Don't be afraid to ask anything. It's how most great conversations start.

There's also little point in 'spanking' me. I can't see who dunnit. It's like an episode of Poirot. You can always message me though.

Desires and Fantasies
Technically they're not fantasies. I've done them and enjoyed them.
I'd do them again or variances thereof.

Maybe this section should be entitled 'Desires' or 'Predilections'. I don't know, I'm not a lawyer.