A lot of kinky things go on behind the closed door on 10 Downing Street. If you’re willing to sign a non-disclosure agreement, I’d be happy to facilitate an experience of extreme, sadistic kink. I mostly like to watch… but sometimes I may get involved when there’s an opportunity for double penetration. Reaching a climax for me is an arduous task. The quickest way for me to reach ‘le petit mort’ is to see you squirm in agony, as I get off on genital torture. So if you’re willing to enter a world of sweet pain and ask no questions, vote conservative! I mean, send me a DM.

P.s. Nobody knows my real age. Apart from Wikipedia maybe...