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Man · 49 years · Dunball, 1 km

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Firstly my name is Jamie. The profile name above is for my primary reason for being here, which is to represent our fetish and kink venue - Twisted Boudoir.

The *** artist formally known as KiltlessJamie. Now, with added spice. 🖤

Hello there,

So, who the fuck am I? Let me drop you a massive info dump.

I'm Jamie. And I'm a Cunt. I mellowed for a while and became a bit of a cunt. But I'm very much on my way to recovery.

Also fit the descriptors of: Smart Cunt, Funny Cunt, Silly Cunt, with the occasional Daft Cunt and if course as a true man I also have to be a bit of a Stupid Cunt. Most recently described as a Twisted Cunt.

Domly Dom and brat tamer.

Little bit of a fun Dom.

I take nothing seriously.

I have a rich history and kink is part of my bones. I strive to get my own way whenever I like.
This is one of the reasons I get called a cunt so much. I am sadistic, and will tease until It stops being fun. I used to very much be a psychological dominant, but now I tend towards being a bit of a brat tamer.

I do love me a good brat. Let's be clear here though, not just a dickhead with attitude. Anyone can do that, it requires no effort and I'm not impressed by it. No. I like intelligence and a challenge. But I'm a sadist. I'm not gentle and I won't be polite. I will not stand for your bullshit.

I am a joker, generally the one that's talking and love the company of others. This has become essentially the basis of my journey into kink and I now run a purely kinky venue. This is my way of giving back to the community and pretending that I have lots of friends.

I officially started this journey about 14 years ago, and have been into kink my whole life. I have over time dabbled in many things, and i built up a wealth of experience.

I have a few favourites things I like to do.

Fire play. I teach this, probably not well. But I do my best. I fucking love every facet of it.

Restraints. Quick and dirty is my main go to. If you are into pretty rope im not your guy. I have no patience for that shit. Rope to me is a means to an end. It's to keep you still enough to do awful things to you. Expect granny knots and orgasms.

I have discovered a new enjoyment of wax play. This is especially well connected with big sharp knives.

Sharp knives. As above.

Whips and floggers. Love me a good single tail. Snake whips also are lots of fun.

Electrics, estim. Violet wands are a fave as are most zappy things. I do love to be sadistic with electricity.

CNC. That's the consent one. Not the making things in a machine one. I did say I like getting my own way.

I can on occasion be a little bit bitey. This is fun and I love leaving marks.

Primal spontaneous, teeth and nails sex.

Leaving delicious aches to remember me by. Bruises. Stripes. And just that warm ache that stays with you for a couple of days. Love this.

I Fucking love getting my own way. 😈

It appears that I may enjoy teasing too. This is a new one for me and fills me with endless delight.

All of the above talents I am still learning. Which is good, because some of them are fucking dangerous and I'm a great believer in the concept that the moment you believe your an expert at something, you are probably in fact a liability.

I like everything, and have a real zest for life. I want to make friends and have as much fun as possible. Life is fucking short.

I am learning and have discovered "asking for things". This is a new concept and one I'm not great at as it never occurs to me to ask for help.
Please bare with me during this time of transition.

I'm ADHD and autistic as fuck. This isn't a complaint. I like me. I like who I am as a whole. Read into it and you will know me better. It does mean that it will take me a year to remember your name and what you take in your coffee. And even that isn't guaranteed. I will however remember hundreds of details that are inconsequential, like if your left or right handed, your default sarcasm level and what music you like.
I also practice radical honesty. This is not something I can fully control. I tend not to have any filters at all. This gets me into a lot of trouble. However it also means that I have no inclination to lie to you.

Add that to the fact that my view of life is as a gen x with daddy issues and you have a recipe for interesting dinner parties. (Which I am never invited to.)

I look forward to speaking to more lovely kinksters out there. I am fascinated by this world. I want to hear from all walks, and talents. Tell me your delicious little secrets.

== Results from http://bdsmtest.org/ ==
99% Cunt
99% Cunt
98% Cunt
97% Cunt
97% Cunt
96% Cunt
96% Cunt
96% Cunt
96% Cunt
95% Cunt
94% Cunt
87% Cunt
71% Cunt filler.
69% Cunt
55% Cunt
35% Cunt
35% Cunt
27% Cunt slapper
23% Cunt ***r
23% Cunt tease
21% Part time Cunt (only during Christmas)
15% Often Cunty
12% Quite Cunty
4% Bit of a Cunt
1% Not a Cunt.
199% loves saying the word Cunt.

For what it is worth the test is close.

Borrowed from from FunUnicorn.

Disclaimer; My page blah blah, my thoughts blah blah, deleting toxic comments blah blah, not an invitation blah blah, fuck off with your sexual fantasies blah blah, comment at your own risk blah blah, setting off those minefields blah blah, did I miss anything? blah blah, are you really still reading? blah blah.
My opinions are subject to change at any time for any reason.

Cunt

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