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For Dr Suess’s Horny Fox ... she knows who she is! 

(To be read by two voices): 

 

Would you eat my pussy in the bed? 

                     Yes, I’d love to give you head! 

Would you eat my pussy on the floor? 

                     Yes I’d eat it there and more. 

Would you eat my pussy on the table? 

                     Yes, I’d eat until you feel unstable. 

Would you eat my pussy in a chair? 

                     Yes, I'd eat your pussy anywhere! 

Would you eat my pussy in the car? 

                     Yes, you wouldn’t have to drive too far,

                     I’d throw you onto the back seat,

                     and then I’d eat and eat and eat! 

Do really want to eat my box? 

                     Yes I do, my sexy fox,

                     I’d strip you down to just your sox

                     and eat your pussy lots and lots! 

 

And this one is for more my special pumpkin: 

 

Peter Peter, pussy eater 

Said of his wife, there’s no-one sweeter. 

He tied her down with knots so strong 

And ate her pussy all night long. 

Her moans and cries aroused the neighbours 

So intensive were his labours. 

A policewoman answered the call  

Hearing screams, she didn’t stall 

She thought she’d find a m*urder scene 

Instead Petes face was trapped, wife’s thighs between! 

One of the ropes had come undone 

And tangled tightly round his bum 

Caught this way he’d no escape 

From his wife’s lustful grinding on his face. 

The cop surveyed the source of all the screaming 

Like something from her horny dreaming. 

Soon she had the ropes untangled 

Then from her fingers, handcuffs dangled. 

“If you haven't had enough ... 

How would you like to taste my muff?” 

 

(like I said, quick, and just for fun!  Hope you got a smile out of these!)

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