Leave quick...

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The evening had gone well on the third date with Dracula's daughter. She asked me in for a coffee which I accepted, I sat on the sofa, and bringing in the coffee she sat next to me. Coffee drank we sat smooching and cuddling, then heard the front door open, she got up saying " it's only dad I'll be back in a sec", I sat quite unperturbed by things, when she rushed back in, "quick you'd best leave" I enquired why, and she replied " Father's bought two pygmies home with him, and you've no idea how angry and aggressive he gets after a couple of shorts......