A Halloween muse

[JackJonesHull]

In the spirit of impending Halloween, assuming any time of the year isn't spooky season to you...

I was wondering when I inevitably stand at the gates of Hell (if I were to believe in something like that) and my life is being balanced by Ceberus, Maalik or Jorgl (or whoever is the gatekeeper of the halls of death in your belief structure),
If my actions and words here, in this place, these innocent pages, will be judged, then which Faustian level of purgeatory should I be sent do you believe?

More importantly where might you be destined? Are you an eternal beacon for of light or are you, like myself, probably heading somewhere toasty?