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Not the hot stories, the ones where you both had to stop because it got ridiculous. Gear failing, timing disasters, pets joining in. The stuff nobody puts in their profile.

For me, right as she finished, her watch buzzed. Congratulations, daily cardio goal achieved, ten thousand steps complete. We lost it. Hard to stay in a dom frame when her fitness app is out here giving me a performance review 🤣

What've you got?

Just the other the other day we were making a spicy handjob film for our OF. I was on my back in the bed, and right as I came, my load splurted all over my phone, covering the cameras and ruining the shot.😂
Still posted it as a blooper for our fans to enjoy.

First time I tried to take control with my first bf, he was so unprepared for me to push him onto the bed that he went flying back and got knocked out (head hit the wall). At the time he lived at home so I got dressed immediately bc he was Ko’d and I thought wed have to call an ambulance. When he came to, his first question (in front of his mom) was “when did your clothes get back on?”

I was wrestling with my kitten in our underwear at a play party and I improvised pushing her away by her face. She was furious 😆

My ex man's wife phoned while he had me handcuffed up drilling me hard he had to answer or she goes off the deep end he had to leave before we were both satisfied, well at least he uncuffed me lol 😆

One time i let a toot slip and said “ope” but kept going. After session she said “ope” and started laughing 😂

Didn't have official BDSM toys. Improvised my way through the whole session with only things I bought at the supermarket.

Another thing was when a urethral dilator slipped all the way inside his cock. It did come back out eventually but my sex partner panicked and screamed. Him and I are still talking about it sometimes and laugh.

My sub likes to be humiliated, degraded, and pushed to her limits. We have been into pushing her physical limits lately by making her do exercise to the point of exhaustion so that she’s completely in submission. I decided to make her do a plank and told her to hold it for as long as she could. Now shes almost two minutes into her plank and I decided to step on her back to make her collapse quicker; or so I thought! My sub is quite petite, but she’s pretty fit. So when I stepped on her back, to my surprise, she was able to still hold herself up! It was so surprising it took me out of the dom mindset and I said something along the lines, “Oh damn, you’re stronger than I thought”. We finished the scene but we’re laughing about it for a few weeks afterwards, lol.

3 hours ago, laura90 said:

Didn't have official BDSM toys. Improvised my way through the whole session with only things I bought at the supermarket.

My starter kit was built from Walmart, Lowe’s, and a tack shop lol

3 hours ago, laura90 said:

Another thing was when a urethral dilator slipped all the way inside his cock. It did come back out eventually but my sex partner panicked and screamed. Him and I are still talking about it sometimes and laugh.

Similar, except it was an anal plug. she got it out successfully without having to go to the ER.

Ha! I remember once I was so horny and drunk in college I gave a guy a ***y nose while he was trying to eat me out 🤦🏼‍♀️ he had to tap out and leave my problematic ass to
the other guy.. I also remember getting caught mid session on my ex on his family’s sofa. The rest of the family came in and settled in to watch tv and I only had enough time to pretend to be sitting on his lap cuddling and pull a blanket over. It was HRS and I suspected his dad knew and thought it was funny so made us suffer longer but there was no way we could do anything bc the mom and grandkids 🥴

First time finally with a girl from a summer photography class I was taking for art credit in college. Skin was the photo topic and she believed in maximizing the potential. After a steamy photo shoot in her shower where she went farther than she initially indicated dropping her towel. She then gave me her camera and took down my pants and told me to take pics of her giving oral as it was really hard back then (that's what she said) to get dirty photos of yourself. And since we had nearly unlimited dark room time bc it was summer, and we developed our own, she saw an opportunity. Camera eventually down, we are fucking missionary and kissing and I felt the slip...slide .. and my three tooth cap (my front 6 are capped 3 and 3 from taking a ball in the mouth while pitching in baseball) that runs from my eye toot to front tooth had slipped off into her mouth

Horrified. She took it well and I got return visits. But it was over that day and I thought I gonna die of embarrassment.

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