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I know that three is not going to be enough. Same as I know that somebody who is not funny or smart might turn out to be my ideal partner.

I'm also shamefully aware that from some perspectives that above remark might make me sound like an absolute party pooper 🙈 but for the purposes of fun I'll be picking 2, 3 and 5.

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How much for a big cock? Can I get a discount if I have big tits? What's your return policy?
Psuedom

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1 minute ago, Lady_Char said:

How much for a big cock? Can I get a discount if I have big tits? What's your return policy?

I suppose if we're saying that the £5 is an "invitation to treat", I'm sure an "offer" can be made before it becomes an "acceptance" and legally binding. 

Seeing as I'm aware of your assets, I believe a total value of £25 can be granted as a non-refundable voucher for a custom order. Any alterations to cock dimensions can be found in the sub-section under "good body". 

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16 minutes ago, Leisa said:

5? Cheapskate

That's the second time in my life I've been called that and both times have been on this post. :joy:

Based on life experiences to date, if this exercise was a reality, I wouldn't be wasting my time posting replies, I'd be half way through planning a bank heist to be conducted tomorrow! 

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Leisa

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6 minutes ago, Psuedom said:

That's the second time in my life I've been called that and both times have been on this post. 

Based on life experiences to date, if this exercise was a reality, I wouldn't be wasting my time posting replies, I'd be half way through planning a bank heist to be conducted tomorrow! 

😂😂😂

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8,7,6 damn over spent 😂🤣 oh well 3,2 and 5 will suffice 🤷‍♀️🤣😂
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39 minutes ago, DuchessFeuille said:

“Interesting” would be good. 2, 3 and 4 don’t cover it.

That's a very good point... probably worth at least £4 as a potential option

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1 minute ago, Psuedom said:

That's a very good point... probably worth at least £4 as a potential option

Warmly agree.

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19 hours ago, Philos said:

Well which numbers refer to yourself 

5 absolutely, 9 occasionally... the rest is too subjective.

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Psuedom

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34 minutes ago, Leisa said:

Awwwww that’s so sweet #toothache

Shush you, I'm just being pragmatic... and at least I know I'm worth a fiver.

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Absolutely necessary addition.

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5 minutes ago, PurpleUno said:

 

What's a girl got to do to earn some extra cash around here? £5 isn't fair, or I'm greedy? 

This thread is about spending, not earning... so it must be you are greedy ;)

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13 minutes ago, Gidorra said:

This thread is about spending, not earning... so it must be you are greedy

Nope. OP was a cheapskate and only issued a fiver for perfection

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Leisa

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Yesterday at 09:37 AM, Psuedom said:

That's the second time in my life I've been called that and both times have been on this post. 

Based on life experiences to date, if this exercise was a reality, I wouldn't be wasting my time posting replies, I'd be half way through planning a bank heist to be conducted tomorrow! 

You know I’m just pulling your dick.

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3 hours ago, Leisa said:

You know I’m just pulling your dick.

Really? I thought you were swinging from it while laughing maniacally. "Just pulling" is a totally different scenario and roughly half of an action I'd find highly enjoyable. 

Please accept half my gratitude in return; Thank... 

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3 hours ago, Psuedom said:

Really? I thought you were swinging from it while laughing maniacally. "Just pulling" is a totally different scenario and roughly half of an action I'd find highly enjoyable. 

Please accept half my gratitude in return; Thank... 

Smarty pants.

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