Would you rather Monday boredom breaker

[Deleted Member]

As it says on the tin! Who's up for some utter nonsense this Monday? Feel free to add your own.

Would you rather: ( for the ladies) if your vagina was relocated, would you prefer it behind your ears or our knees?

(For the gents) to have one giant testicle or lots of little ones like a bunch of g***s?

[ge****]

Oooh now that's a tough one - on the one hand a bunch of g***s would offer endless artistic opportunities but on the other a single large one you could make it look like a Space Hopper 🤣😂

I'm going with Space Hopper 😀

And the first person to start singing "Gemini has only got one ball..." may discover I *do* have a dominant side 🤣😂

[Deleted Member]

Ears! That makes the erogenous zone of neck make perfect sense!

[Deleted Member]

Knees for personal fetish reasons (I don't have a knee fetish).

1 big testicle. Just seems best.

 

[bo****]

Oh one giant testicle, easily. But only if its yoga ball sized and I can bounce around with it 🤔🤔

[Deleted Member]

4 minutes ago, boudoir_bum said:

Oh one giant testicle, easily. But only if its yoga ball sized and I can bounce around with it 🤔🤔

😂😂😂💀

[Deleted Member]

Knee…

[Lo****]

If it was a few little testicles, you could line them up and play with them like one of those executive toys. 

[ca****]

6 minutes ago, Lockfairy said:

If it was a few little testicles, you could line them up and play with them like one of those executive toys. 

.....this is also known as a 'ball-ache' 

 

;)

[Deleted Member]

9 minutes ago, Lockfairy said:

If it was a few little testicles, you could line them up and play with them like one of those executive toys. 

Omg I’d never stop playing with their balls

[ca****]

15 minutes ago, Glimmering said:

Omg I’d never stop playing with their balls

On this basis, I have decided to choose the ' lots of little ones like a bunch of g***s' option ;)

[Deleted Member]

Lots of little ones would be better, more easily adjusted.

[Deleted Member]

56 minutes ago, callipygian said:

On this basis, I have decided to choose the ' lots of little ones like a bunch of g***s' option ;)

Lol lol

[CopperKnob]

4 hours ago, gemini_man said:

Oooh now that's a tough one - on the one hand a bunch of g***s would offer endless artistic opportunities but on the other a single large one you could make it look like a Space Hopper 🤣😂

I'm going with Space Hopper 😀

And the first person to start singing "Gemini has only got one ball..." may discover I *do* have a dominant side 🤣😂

Are you joking? 🍇's always feature in art classes 🤷‍♀️😂
Also, one large one, like a gobstopper? Or like a very different type of ball gag?

[Deleted Member]

2 hours ago, callipygian said:

On this basis, I have decided to choose the ' lots of little ones like a bunch of g***s' option

If you were into using clamp things on balls, that could get expensive  🙂🍇

[ge****]

1 hour ago, CopperKnob said:

Are you joking? 🍇's always feature in art classes 🤷‍♀️😂
Also, one large one, like a gobstopper? Or like a very different type of ball gag?

Yeah which is why 🍇🍇🍇 would offer endless artistic opportunities silly 😜 😂
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Nope a large one that can be ***ted orange have a smiley face drawn on and bounced around on 🤣😂

P.S. There are some that would consider the current configuration to be like a ball gag 🤣😂

[CopperKnob]

9 minutes ago, gemini_man said:

Yeah which is why 🍇🍇🍇 would offer endless artistic opportunities silly 😜 😂
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Nope a large one that can be ***ted orange have a smiley face drawn on and bounced around on 🤣😂

P.S. There are some that would consider the current configuration to be like a ball gag 🤣😂

Dammit, I misread!
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PS: So you'd have one orange and one banana? I thought the song was oranges (plural) and lemons (also plural)
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PPS: I have no idea what you're talking about. I'm pure of mind 😇

[ge****]

3 minutes ago, CopperKnob said:

Dammit, I misread!
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PS: So you'd have one orange and one banana? I thought the song was oranges (plural) and lemons (also plural)
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PPS: I have no idea what you're talking about. I'm pure of mind 😇

Not an orange silly...an orange would be way too small to be a Space Hopper...more like a pumpkin...
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...and being a woman on here you must have heard the phrase "I'm going to pumpkin you with my banana" - at least I think that's what the muscular Top guy said when he messaged me 🤣😂

[CopperKnob]

16 minutes ago, gemini_man said:

Not an orange silly...an orange would be way too small to be a Space Hopper...more like a pumpkin...
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...and being a woman on here you must have heard the phrase "I'm going to pumpkin you with my banana" - at least I think that's what the muscular Top guy said when he messaged me 🤣😂

It seems that you get all the good messages, clearly I've been missing out!!

[Lo****]

Having a vagina behind your ears would give a whole new meaning to the word headf*ck. 

Edited July 11, 2022 by Lockfairy

[Lo****]

Mind you, having said that, having a vagina on your knee would mean I’d have to stop saying, “Jesus, my knees are f*cked!”

[CopperKnob]

4 minutes ago, Lockfairy said:

Having a vagina behind your ears would give a whole new meaning to the word headf*ck. 

It would also provide a different meaning to earmuffs 😂😂

[Lo****]

And then there’d be a novel reason for having a banging headache. 

[ge****]

42 minutes ago, Lockfairy said:

Having a vagina behind your ears would give a whole new meaning to the word headf*ck. 

That joke about the best thing to put behind your ears to attract men would become redundant too!! 🤣😂

[ge****]

52 minutes ago, CopperKnob said:

It seems that you get all the good messages, clearly I've been missing out!!

Well why didn't you say so? 🤣😂

Incoming!! 🤣😂