Seriously?

[PJ****]

3 hours ago, Aranhis said:

Well hello there 😉😂

That is the smile of a man with lots of cheesecake 🤔 don't ask how I know that...

[ge****]

17 minutes ago, Lockfairy said:

Lots of people dislike their own smiles when they see them in photos, but other people more often like them 😋😘

Oh gawd and now you turn it into one of those "is this flirting or not" moments 🤣😂

I'm sticking to zebra - at least I only have to worry about predators that way 😉😃

[Lo****]

35 minutes ago, PJ3000 said:

Does a half smile count?.... asking for a friend 😶

I had to look very closely to find it. It’s a bit borderline 😂

[Er****]

To be fair, some people (like myself) are as photogenic as a sac of old potatoes.

[CopperKnob]

1 hour ago, Lockfairy said:

It sounds from this like you believe you don’t look like that when you don’t smile? 😂

😂😂

[CopperKnob]

I can't smile and keep my eye's open at the same time. It's like arse or boobs, one or the other but not both 🤷‍♀️

[Deleted Member]

I fully agree 😉

[gr****]

Lol, I love this.

[Lo****]

6 hours ago, PJ3000 said:

That is the smile of a man with lots of cheesecake 🤔 don't ask how I know that...

Ssssh! We don’t want everyone to know! 😂

[PJ****]

6 hours ago, Lockfairy said:

I had to look very closely to find it. It’s a bit borderline 😂

Awww you looked closely 😉 my super overexposure is probably not helping 🤔 wouldn't have thought photography is part of my job would you? 😂😂

[PJ****]

12 minutes ago, Lockfairy said:

Ssssh! We don’t want everyone to know! 😂

Oh shit.. um... quick distract them.. I'll pack up the cheesecake then we leg it! Thelma and Louise baby!! 💪I'm Thelma.. obvs 😶

[PJ****]

5 hours ago, CopperKnob said:

I can't smile and keep my eye's open at the same time. It's like arse or boobs, one or the other but not both 🤷‍♀️

Do you walk into lamp posts a lot when you're happy? 😂😂😂

[Lo****]

1 minute ago, PJ3000 said:

Oh shit.. um... quick distract them.. I'll pack up the cheesecake then we leg it! Thelma and Louise baby!! 💪I'm Thelma.. obvs 😶

I’ll be outside with the motor running in 60 seconds!

[CopperKnob]

18 minutes ago, PJ3000 said:

Do you walk into lamp posts a lot when you're happy? 😂😂😂

I feel prettier when I've got a bruise or two - win win 🤷‍♀️😂

[CopperKnob]

23 minutes ago, PJ3000 said:

Do you walk into lamp posts a lot when you're happy? 😂😂😂

Also, (TW) it's kinda like that moment when Anna falls over in Christians office and he immediately falls in love with her. Doms just can't help themselves, so fickle and yet, another win 😂😂😂

[PJ****]

23 minutes ago, Lockfairy said:

I’ll be outside with the motor running in 60 seconds!

So... you know where I live? Stalker! 🤨😂 also I'm just in my pants, 60s is knoy enough time for supplies and whiskey or clothes 🤷‍♂️ not sure which is going to be yet 😂

[PJ****]

Only*

[Ar****]

32 minutes ago, PJ3000 said:

Oh shit.. um... quick distract them.. I'll pack up the cheesecake then we leg it! Thelma and Louise baby!! 💪I'm Thelma.. obvs 😶

You put my cheesecake back exactly where you left it! We need it for dessert after we finish the ice cream.

[DeviantInside]

7 hours ago, Lockfairy said:

It sounds from this like you believe you don’t look like that when you don’t smile? 😂

Hmmm not the joker/pennywise part... definitely been told I look like some sort of convict when I don't smile though.

Hence me going for something in between with a kind of smirk... but then I'm told that my smirk is infuriating too so damned either way.

[PJ****]

1 hour ago, Aranhis said:

You put my cheesecake back exactly where you left it! We need it for dessert after we finish the ice cream.

Shit we've been rumbled!!! Run! 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️

[PJ****]

1 hour ago, CopperKnob said:

I feel prettier when I've got a bruise or two - win win 🤷‍♀️😂

You should start walking backwards cos backside bruises are way prettier than nose bruises 🤔😂 plus less nosebleeds so unless thats a particular kink then.. win 🤷‍♂️😁

[CopperKnob]

4 hours ago, PJ3000 said:

You should start walking backwards cos backside bruises are way prettier than nose bruises 🤔😂 plus less nosebleeds so unless thats a particular kink then.. win 🤷‍♂️😁

Who said I don't 🤷‍♀️

[Bo****]

mmmm cheescake

 

20 hours ago, Erik1991 said:

To be fair, some people (like myself) are as photogenic as a sac of old potatoes.

Erik! the hell you on about? You've got a handsome face right there. It's out own perception, like when we hear our own voice.

 

 

[PJ****]

8 hours ago, CopperKnob said:

Who said I don't 🤷‍♀️

I dont believe it! I think you need to prove that one.. back thy toosh this way so we can see😉.. I totally wont stare honest 😶

[CopperKnob]

4 hours ago, PJ3000 said:

I dont believe it! I think you need to prove that one.. back thy toosh this way so we can see😉.. I totally wont stare honest 😶

It may take me some time...