Mary had a little lamb ....

[TimtheMerciless]

She tied it to a pylon..

 

Can anybody help me  remember the rest? I can only recall the last word , but it's still cracking me up.

Edited November 17, 2023 by TimtheMerciless
Punctuation crimes..

[TimtheMerciless]

It ends with something  about " turned it's wool to nylon".

[TimtheMerciless]

It's more or less my favourite joke.

[Cu****]

Mary had a little lamb,
She tied it to a pylon.
10,000 volts went up its ass,
And turned its wool to nylon.

[TimtheMerciless]

Great thanks! I knew it was something like that but couldn't exactly remember it. 😂

[Deleted Member]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[ne****]

Mary had a little lamb,
It always was a grunting
So she tied it to a 5 bar gate
And kicked it’s little cunt in.

courtesy of Monty Python’s Bok

[TimtheMerciless]

I also like

Mary had a little lamb

She also had a duck

She put them on the mantle piece 

To see if they would

Those are nice curtains. 

[Deleted Member]

….And the doctor died of shock