Hello Profile-Cruiser,
(1) I trust you are on top of your deviant game this evening.

(2) I will try to keep you entertained and be worthy of your time and attention.

(3) Please don't spank me*

• I know saying this to someone as kinky as you, will probably inflame your deviant cruelty only more.
  
  However I won't be able to know it was you, as cancelled my subscription to fetish and am sending the money to the donkey sanctuary. So I can't see who sent spanks.
  
  With these preliminary points of order out of the way, I shall begin. I hope you enjoy my profile and indeed all of your kink life.
  
  I strongly recommend Google searching this kink-driven musical performance : ' Paz Lechantin Venus in Furs '. Sometimes playing the violin can say so much more about kink than pictures of people's butts.
  
  I also think: Pina Bausch rite of spring is worth searching. I think I learned something practical about desire by watching performance she choreographed.
  
  I'm looking forward into the future. Wouldn't it be great to get into a dynamic and meaningful relationship.
  
  I'm looking for (and to be) a source of challenge and impetus through the decades - starting now while we are both well and young - ish.
  
  I'm not averse to hookups but my strategic outlook is focused towards something longer term.
  
  I am a self employed gardener with a modest but adequate income. I deliberately cultivate a range of interests which give me contact with people (usually) at their best. I am also inspired by birdwatching, and dinghy sailing on the Norfolk Broads.
  
  My boyscout - like willingness to always (mostly always ) tell the truth and try to take people in for whom they actually are has made my life very difficult. But I am great with crazy people on buses. I hate pc - but try pretty hard to embody the things it is intended to deliver.
  
  I just think it's too rigid and focused on words. I'm about ethos not rulebook.
  
  My work often gives me the opportunity to listen to audiobooks. So far I have listened to Great Expectations, Jane Eyre, Wuthering Heights, The Brothers Karamazov, The Trumpet Major and Shirley.
  
  I am also doing Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy and Jeeves and Wooster.
  
  If I had to give up kink for something I would replace it with birding and model railways.
  
  I like to cook.
  My capacity to love is strange and unfathomable. I expect yours is too . So have a bit of faith if you like the sound of me but discount either you or me for some reason.
  
  I'm medium - ugly. Will trade with other similar person if there is a good rapport. Though if you are medium ugly like me you must have some >extra feature< like charm or good hair - I'm superbly smart and charming and tall with great hair. My best match in life so far brought a good rapport to the table and a great butt.
  
  I traded that for my charm , height.
  
  Will settle for a medium butt if you are a relatively stable person.
  
  Will hook up with anyone who has a good rapport and butt / or who loves donkeys.
  
  

• Tim
  
  P s I was watching a wildlife documentary recently. 'Making love like a tiger' no longer sounds as impressive and sexy as I imagined it.
  
  However making love like an octopus had a great deal more allure.
  
  Some girls want a guy who can paddle them until they are a quivering wreck. But I can almost guarantee it. Lets go out in my 16ft sailing canoe in the winter. You'll love it. You'll be a wet, quivering emotionally devastated mess by the end of it -guaranteed.
  
  
  
  
  
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Lions
Shark tanks
Decapitation play.
Dinosaur play
Crocodile peril
Bees
Elk teasing

Marzipan and anything containing almond essence.