Fetish Chat Welcome Song

[Pe****]

(Intro)

Some react with horror when they find out what we do.
If that's the way it makes you feel then this site's not for you.

We come from many walks of life, but there's one thing that we share.
We like our sex the kinky way, and really we don't care.

(To the Only Fools and Horses Theme.) (Bass drum beats)

We've got CD's, TV's and nappy wetters if you please.
Rube's boobs, Tink's arse and Niff's dick's in another class.
panty sniffers, foot lickers.
Girls who like a spank.
Men who dress as women,
and want you to watch them wank,
wank wank wank wank wank wank wank!

No holding hands, no drinking tea,
No P.O.F. that's not for me,
Black or white, rich or poor,
we smack arses 'til they're sore!

fet! fet! fet! fet!  fet! fet! fet! fet!

God bless fetish chat, viva fetish chat, long live fetish chat,
but keep the skat out of fetish chat, please
keep the skat out of fetish chat. (fade.)

(but it's still alright in PMs)

[Midlands_Dom]

Nice one Paul lol

[Pe****]

Thanks. It was a lot of fun to do, Niff helped.

[Pe****]

It's had a bit of a tweak and tidy up. I'm still not happy with the line "No P.O.F that's not for me." It's a bit awkward. Any suggestions what we could replace P.O.F with?

It needs to be something specific to vanilla relationships that us "normal" folk don't really like, three syllables. 

 

(Intro)

Some react with horror when they find out what we do.
If that's the way it makes you feel then this site's not for you.

We come from many walks of life, but there's one thing that we share.
We like our sex the kinky way, and really we don't care.

(To the Only Fools and Horses Theme.....drum beats)

We've got CD's,TV's and nappy wetters if you please.
Rubes' boobs, Tink's arse, and Niff's dick's in another class.
panty sniffers, foot lickers.
Girls who like a spank.
Men who dress as women,
who want you to watch them wank,
wank wank wank wank wank wank wank!

No holding hands, no missionary,
No P.O.F. that's not for me,
Black or white, rich or poor,
we smack arses 'til they're sore!

God bless fetish chat, viva fetish chat, long live fetish chat,
but keep the skat out of fetish chat, please
keep the skat out of fetish chat. (fade.)

(but it's still alright in PMs)

[Ni****]

I really like the part about my dick. A*

[Pe****]

I bet you secretly suspected you'd be famous one day huh. Well you are now. Enjoy.

[Ni****]

I knew the day I met you that you’d make me a star

[Deleted Member]

still laughing