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TWO LIES + ONE TRUTH


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I've taken off in many more helicopters than I have landed in.
I'm a switch
I can't stand being out in nature, it's gross.
1) I once accidentally played pornography to a world leader.
2) I've had sex with Shrek (the original one) playing in the background multiple times.
3) I've never dated anyone younger than me.
  • 3 weeks later...
I've done 7 years in a federal penitentiary i am totally a dom/ madame, and I was the female version of Tony Montana

I have no rhythm 

I love the cowboys

I drove off a cliff in Montana and landed in a tree. 

1 I lived in Hyannis Massachusetts in 2004
2 My then girlfriend and I had quite a bit of fun in the parking lot, during the 2004 blizard in Hyannis Massachusetts.
3 the aforementioned parking lot was abandoned
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