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I’m just so tired. I am tired of monosyllabic, unoriginal guys. “ur hot” “nice tits” 🙄 Compliments are not rocket science gang, adjectives are your friends - synonyms too! Just for funsies Google “synonyms for beautiful.” FYI: I am a librarian’s daughter with a background in public speaking. If you cannot communicate effectively, or your compliment game is weak - kindly fuck all the way off. 😎 I am so fucking sick of feeling constantly stalked by creepy, predatory ass holes. What the fuck is sooo fucking confusing about this equation guys: SAFE = SEX. Pretty simple math, make a woman feel safe and she will be her sexiest, horniest, freakiest, freest self. Now, if by some miracle you poses a penis and you are still reading - you might be asking yourself: Do I make women feel safe? This is a very good and important question to ask oneself, especially if one ever wants to utter the words “not all men.” Here are some things that DO NOT make me feel safe: Road rage, guns, Trump. If you are going to flip shit with me in the vehicle because you cannot appropriately manage your emotions, pass. I’ve lost 3 women to partners who shot and killed them, and then themselves. Super into guns? I’m not the one for you. A vote for Trump is gonna be a hard pass for me. If you somehow STILL support the racist rapist orange hob goblin, I genuinely hope your dick turns green and falls off ✌🏻 I want a man who will actually listen to me. Not just my kinkiest fantasies and Fucket List ideas, but my boundaries. I’m looking for a gentleman who knows I don’t need the door opened for me, but I do need you to sneak that butt grab with a grunt/growl in my ear so I know you appreciate my ass in those pants. I want to slip into my soft girl era, be a passenger princess, a muse. 💜 No games, no drama - I’m grown grown. Romance & Respect = Cuddles & Coitus. No, not bi. No, cannot currently host. Nope, not a bot. *I do not laugh at dad jokes. Ever. *I do have a killer banana bread recipe *I can’t whistle