I'm a single mom with ADHD and autism... my life is kinda boring so don't expect any fun stories... I say random things alot that might not always make sense

I’m deathly allergic to cats, so unfortunately your adorable *** floof is a dealbreaker. I am an open book but here is some things about me. Professional homebody, no seriously I am introverted and selective extroverted. Questionable sleep habits either asleep at 9p or awake until 7am. I spend my days relaxing, gaming controller in hand or just flowing with the waves. Big heart, softie but spikey, loyal (no seriously not new age loyal), I been told I am stubborn but I don't see it. I am a very private person that's why my face isnt on here. I am very straightforward and direct and appreciate you being the same. I am funny but is dark humor, dad and corny jokes. I am just very laid back. Bonus points if you can handle teasing, dark humor, clingy moments disguised as attitude, and someone who looks intimidating but just wants attention and snacks occasionally.

I'm a 5'4 wildcard who'd appreciate a good dom/domme 😉 I will bite & I like to be marked 😌 I'm a married, poly, ENM, Bratty, playful size queen. I don't want a memory, I want an imprint. If you're not interested in long-term, thanks but no! I am a huge gamer, movie lover, nightowl & cuddle monkey 🐒 I'm looking for a relationship, something real. I want consistency & communication. If our vibes are vibin, I'll consider you for my harem 🤭😊 May the odds be ever in your favor 😉 Treat me like a Queen and fuck me like a slut Growly tatted necklaces to the front pretty please If you can't hold a conversation, please leave 👋 I'm your resident witch bitch 🪄 wanna work some magic?? 👉👈 😈 Tattoos & piercings are just 🥵 Music or a book is usually playing in my ear. Lez cuddle, watch a movie, and get spicy 😈 I'm competitive and I like to play. Let's make a deal, you be mine and I'll be yours 😚 however that looks 😁 I want someone to play with, spanking, choking, bdsm, kinks, chasing.. Someone to get dark & dirty with. Lez play IICYIFY. Friends optional 😉😏 Give me orgasms, foot rubs & tacos. Order not necessary, stacking optional. Please?? 🥺 Match my crazy baby 🤪 I want butterfly's, cuddles & all that comes with falling for someone(s). I have a wife and maybe you 🤷‍♀️🍀 ☆What I want is subject to change. You being a good baby and giving it to me is not 😘 ☆CaliSober - recovering alcoholic ☆Last tested-> 12-10-25 ✅️ Thanks for reading😍

certified hello kitty girl 🎀 autistic & adhd looking for cg/dd can’t drive to u & pls don’t ask for nudes

I’m a woman looking for another woman for my man and myself he’s looking to have fun and I’m trying to find someone for him . no MEN ABSOLUTELY NONE just woman preferably in the Chicago area or closer to

Please send a message and not like Looking for a soft dom...I suppose I love to be loved on..I am a romantic. strictly monogamous. Into tall muscular men. I am shy and anxious. I want to feel safe and stable. I am a very honest straightforward person. I am not turned on by being told how hot I look. I am cute/average. I have insecurities. I require consistency, clear direct communication. I also require reassurance...pretty much all the time.

Im looking for the right dom or sadist to build a d/s dynamic and lifestyle with. My kinks mainly consist of *** and ***. Im not looking for any hookups and I won’t just meet with u right away. Safety first. I’ll send pics if asked.

I'm a single mom with ADHD and autism... my life is kinda boring so don't expect any fun stories... I say random things alot that might not always make sense

I’m a woman looking for another woman for my man and myself he’s looking to have fun and I’m trying to find someone for him . no MEN ABSOLUTELY NONE just woman preferably in the Chicago area or closer to

I’m deathly allergic to cats, so unfortunately your adorable *** floof is a dealbreaker. I am an open book but here is some things about me. Professional homebody, no seriously I am introverted and selective extroverted. Questionable sleep habits either asleep at 9p or awake until 7am. I spend my days relaxing, gaming controller in hand or just flowing with the waves. Big heart, softie but spikey, loyal (no seriously not new age loyal), I been told I am stubborn but I don't see it. I am a very private person that's why my face isnt on here. I am very straightforward and direct and appreciate you being the same. I am funny but is dark humor, dad and corny jokes. I am just very laid back. Bonus points if you can handle teasing, dark humor, clingy moments disguised as attitude, and someone who looks intimidating but just wants attention and snacks occasionally.

certified hello kitty girl 🎀 autistic & adhd looking for cg/dd can’t drive to u & pls don’t ask for nudes

I'm a 5'4 wildcard who'd appreciate a good dom/domme 😉 I will bite & I like to be marked 😌 I'm a married, poly, ENM, Bratty, playful size queen. I don't want a memory, I want an imprint. If you're not interested in long-term, thanks but no! I am a huge gamer, movie lover, nightowl & cuddle monkey 🐒 I'm looking for a relationship, something real. I want consistency & communication. If our vibes are vibin, I'll consider you for my harem 🤭😊 May the odds be ever in your favor 😉 Treat me like a Queen and fuck me like a slut Growly tatted necklaces to the front pretty please If you can't hold a conversation, please leave 👋 I'm your resident witch bitch 🪄 wanna work some magic?? 👉👈 😈 Tattoos & piercings are just 🥵 Music or a book is usually playing in my ear. Lez cuddle, watch a movie, and get spicy 😈 I'm competitive and I like to play. Let's make a deal, you be mine and I'll be yours 😚 however that looks 😁 I want someone to play with, spanking, choking, bdsm, kinks, chasing.. Someone to get dark & dirty with. Lez play IICYIFY. Friends optional 😉😏 Give me orgasms, foot rubs & tacos. Order not necessary, stacking optional. Please?? 🥺 Match my crazy baby 🤪 I want butterfly's, cuddles & all that comes with falling for someone(s). I have a wife and maybe you 🤷‍♀️🍀 ☆What I want is subject to change. You being a good baby and giving it to me is not 😘 ☆CaliSober - recovering alcoholic ☆Last tested-> 12-10-25 ✅️ Thanks for reading😍

Im looking for the right dom or sadist to build a d/s dynamic and lifestyle with. My kinks mainly consist of *** and ***. Im not looking for any hookups and I won’t just meet with u right away. Safety first. I’ll send pics if asked.

Please send a message and not like Looking for a soft dom...I suppose I love to be loved on..I am a romantic. strictly monogamous. Into tall muscular men. I am shy and anxious. I want to feel safe and stable. I am a very honest straightforward person. I am not turned on by being told how hot I look. I am cute/average. I have insecurities. I require consistency, clear direct communication. I also require reassurance...pretty much all the time.