This was supposed to be a status update, but I’ll post it here as the main summary is I am a miss whos looking for some lady*** (and also help with makeup and put up with my “schizophrenic npr” style of drivel)🧚🏻‍♀️✨ Also u can say ur bladder helped cure trauma and I’ll make u a badge out of the (numerous) pairs of underwear and tights we ruin 🫶🏻 ————————————————————————— Here’s my status that it won’t let me update bc I find it funny: ————————————————————————— Just reread my odyssey of a profile, and my soul being bared for you all via the medium of literature wasn’t worth, at least, a SMIDGEN of lady***? The ***-conomy is fr screwed😔 I’m gonna end up like Oliver Twist, meekly hobbling up to the *** lady. I’ll be baring my mouth open, a jellyfish sting covering 80% of my body and mouth, and then ask feebly, “please miss, may I have some lady***?” And ONCE AGAIN I’ll get kicked out to the curb thirsty, withered, and banned from yet another Wendy’s… Where even is this so called “freedom” that I’ve heard so much about?

I’m a newly(ish) 18 year old who is still a virgin annoyingly and I would love to experience some new things.

Do you want to be knocked up and bred? Kinky dom looking to get you pregnant.

Do you want to be bred? Knocked up? Pregnant? Im fertile kinky and interested in getting you pregnant.

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I'm just kinda sad and would like a woman to say hello and cheer me up

I enjoy sharing what turns you on. I like to try new things but no *** (at lest not much) and not into ***.

Laid back open minded individual seeking a play partner for nsa fun open to other possibilities and connections. Don't be shy to send a msg. New to this app so bare with me

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Happy Monday, ladies if you enjoy having a great time, smiling laughing and getting fucked like you never did before then you found your match I was thinking you, me and your favourite toys fishnets are a plus to really make me happy 😆 Now don’t be shy and tell me what you like to do and I’ll make it happen with ease. DM me for details 🫣

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heyy there im 21 White dude, looking for Female or Couple to have a nice time with not much experienced and still exploring Would like to meet up in Orillia/Barrie area Dm for more details

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Hello, anyone looking im Peterborough for some kinky time?

New to the lifestyle here to explore if worthy maybe the professor will give you a longer lesson

If you want to chat about it let me know.

Literally just want to have a good time and vibe.

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Anyone down to meet?

I need someone so badly, I’m down for anything I’ll be anything you need

Like why is there no ppl only bots 💔

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