Hey, hi, hello How's things?
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Well, I'll be honest - this 'openly display your kink on tinterwebble' is way outside my comfort zone :/ but then so are vanilla relationships so here we are! ¯_(ツ)_/¯
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Update March 24 - Currently not looking for a relationship or dynamic, nothing physical or scrummy; just here for the chats and the forumnesses, and hanging out in friendspace for the time being. Profile blurb still attached and worded as if looking - please ignore that element.

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I'd love to hear from you if you're genuine, a gentleman, generous and honourable; kind, respectful, masterful; cheeky, calm and clever; as gentle as you are deviant; kind but firm; experienced, wise, silly and serious.
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I'd describe myself as shy at first, cheeky, curious, snoozy, cuddly, geeky, arty, bratty, lovely, warm, kind, putty in the right hands, sweet, scared, brave, boobaliscious, random af, a spoonie, creative, inquisitive, smart, slow, home-y, musical, bubbly, opinionated, political, feisty, independent, needy, strong, broken, girly, ickle, educated, an advocate, generous, earthy and love all things kittens, colouring, social justice-y and standing up for those that can't.
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And (obviously?) I'm gorgeously bonkers.
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Still with me?
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Vanilla me
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Vocation, Hobbies, Pastimes:
Fine Art, photography, print making, daydreaming, playing piano, learning ukulele, knitting, embroidery, politics, gardening, learning, wondering, wandering, sub woofas, gigs, picnics, people watching, driving, film noir, giggling. Creating/making is my happy place.
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Most things analogue, vintage, old school or well made float my boat and make me happy. I already mentioned geek didn't I?
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I own three pretty large instruments (a piano, organ and harmonium (reed organ)) and some littler ones too (the ukulele has now joined the team); as an artist I exhibit; I'm a weirdo that loves the smell of freshly sawn wood, creosoted fences, engineering bits and bobs, and all things print/paint related; my dream studio equipment/items are: office photocopier, cast iron Columbian printing press, UV exposure unit, kiln and a diddy dark room.
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Still reading? Sweet.
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Kink me
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Sapiosexual brat/princess/good girl in need of hugs, squishes and kisses; time outs; training; rewards and discipline. I'm into whatever my dominant-caregiver can dream up, ease me into or draw out of me, providing there's oodles of respect and communication, understanding and aftercare. Cutting corners doesn't fly, but then neither does my insubordination.

In case it doesn't read that way above, I identify as a middle (but tend to say 'little' for simplicity), into Cg/l - 23/7 (allowing the tiniest of windows for being responsible, adulting and other such disagreeable undertakings). Think DD/lg dynamic, so long as you're thinking wholesomeness (and not the usual ick that people assume it to be). Because of how I'm wired I adore/need a clever, kind, organised, aware and supportive pleasure Dom in order to allow my bestest sides to flourish and grow.
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(However, the caveat is: all things kink and bedroomy are reserved for someone special, I'm not into casual fanx #sorrynotsorry)
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Boring stuff that apparently needs saying
•I'm not a fan of mansplaining or patronising.
•'Pushing limits' is different to 'ignoring boundaries'.
•Respect is a thing to be earned not demanded.
•Dynamic Disability is a thing full stop.
•Actions speak louder than words..and discrepancies between the two will be noted.