FAT TUBBY GUYS TO THE THE FRONT PLEASE...
My name's James but the boy's in work call me Wanker!! I come from a little big town in neath called neath, I'm currently in the TA Army training to be a cook I honestly think I would be a banging cook because I used to make egg and soldiers for my mother after we had intercourse and she said it was fabulous.
I am one of the toppers shaggers in neath and I've shagged every women and granny since the day I fell out of my mother's tuppence and that's the reason why I've turned to Willy.

Come and give me a go (PLEASE) I'll absolutely destroy you with my 4 inch pencil and you will be begging for more I can promise you that butt.

My hobbies Are? ....Drum Roll...

1. going out for long walks In the country while trying to master my badger mating call sound
2. Poking dead things with sticks
3. Masturbating wearing my mother's underwear
4. Licking the rim of the men's public toilet seats.
5. Picking Dandelions
6. Rubbing oil over me in the bedroom while using my mother's toothbrush to tickle my testicles
7. Watching midget porn. My favourite actor is Dai Bentley in the film Balls Deep in Dog Shit.

8. Looking out of my window, I've even got a special reclining window chair so i can automatically shoot up to catch thr postman in his hot looking shorts.
   
   If I was a animal what would I be?
   Well I would deffo be a Tom cat butt not only could i lick my own arse but I could also fuck a female cat that his the ultimate turn on for me.
   It all started when I was over my mates Mike hendra and I was staring into space thinking about turkey dinosaurs and alphabets when all of a sudden in the corner of my eye I could see mikes cat giving herself oral pleasure!! It was one of the nicest things I have ever saw and it all happened in slow motion!! The first thing that popped into my head was-- look at her cleaning her tuppence she must have the cleanest tuppence in the melyn and by this time my will was throbbing in my jogging bottoms but I had forgotten to change out of my mother's thong so her thong had become tangled around my penis leaving a scratch of the near off side of my purple eye.
   
   I want a man that I can cuddle up to at night who can read me a bedtime story and also let me rub my testicles against his, who is also willing to let me tell him lies and not call me a liar and also agree with my lies when he's in the company of me lieing to someone else....
   
   What's App me you Willy picture's and I'll get back to you ASAP hehehe
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