Celebrity Face Farting

[Needtofacefart]

I have a question for all of the people who enjoy eproctophilia. If you are the one farting, which celebrities would you like to fart on and why? For those of you who enjoy being farted on, which celebrities would you love to have fart on you and why? My two picks would be Channing Tatum and Megan Fox. I want to fart in Channing Tatums face because I believe he would really enjoy the unladylike behavior. I think he would ask me to come over to his place watch a movie. Then, when I start farting, I think he would say You look sexy when you fart. Can you please fart in my face? I would like to fart in Megan Fox's face because I believe she would want to have hot psuedo lesbian sex afterwards. She is so wonderful and beautiful. I think she would say let's take turns farting in each other's faces. We would and it would be magical.

[Dionysus80]

I wouldn't complain if Susanna Reid's bare botty farted in my face.   She's a MILF!