Attached is my resume for your perusal. Name: Shockr Role application: Daddy Age: 41 Height: 168cm ( 5'6" ) Length: 20cm ( 8" ) Width: 84cm (slim) Depth: 'Like, totally deep, man.' IQ: 137 BMI: 20 IPD: 6.3 Education: College School of life Google Key Skills: Writing Organising Being silly Making tea Reading stories Cleaning Remembering names of stuffies Cooking Tech support Being a perv Opening jars Grocery shopping Praising good girls Vacuuming Fluffing kitties Hobbies & Interests: Sex Camping Videogames We*D (420) Music Movies (including Pornhub) All of the above + sex Personal Description: I should start by saying I am in a poly relationship with Sassy13. I'll chat with anyone, but ideally you would enjoy both our company. I'm the type to ask you if I can make you tea or bring you something. I like cwtches ('cuddles' for non-Welsh folks), and kisses in the morning, all through the day, and saying 'Goodnight' is important. I like the little displays of affection and very much appreciate bedtime rituals etc I have been told I have a very calm and soothing voice. I like the DDlg dynamic because I'm a very caring person and get a lot out of rushing to your aid. I also get quite a kick out of being called 'Daddy' ;) (Not right off the bat, there needs to be chemistry) With that said I'm probably not going to change a soiled nappy ('diaper' for the US folks). Likely more suited to a slightly bratty middle who likes to banter :P I'm king of cheesy lines, dad jokes and gutter humor; I apologise in advance :D I am very easy to talk to; I will literally talk to anyone. I'm cheeky, sarcastic, flirtatious and mischievous in reasonably equal measure. If I connect with you, I'll probably talk all night. I'll want to get into your head. I love to have mementos; words, sounds, physical artifacts. Something that keeps me in your memory even when I'm not physically there. I need your mind to submit before your body ;) I have an insane sex drive - someone once referred to me as 'hypersexual', which I took as a compliment :D I'd probably say sex is on my mind 75% of the time, with the other 25% being dedicated to trying not to think about sex. Keep up! Haha Personally, I think foreplay and intimate contact throughout the day is very important, I'm an extremely tactile person. I love to build the tension until we snap and can't hold back. "Sex at 10pm Wednesdays and Saturdays" does not work for me Speaking of which, I am also a bit of a nightowl. At 2am I am probably at my PC gaming or smoking a blunt (420-friendly). Previous Experience: Aug21-Sept21: Daddy role - Mostly remote temporary contract Online interaction with fast service level agreement. Several positive face-to-face visits. Left role due to no prospects of progression Mar14-May21: Unofficial Daddy role - Permanent on-site Carried out all duties of home maintenance and personal support. Left role due to conflicting work-ethic Character References: LittlePinkPanda [fetlife/users/739227] "He once put his arm out to make sure I was protected from moving cars" Cariad [fetlife/users/13329345] "His voice is very Daddy like when he's talking. Calm, soft, its nice to listen to." (For anyone still wondering if this is serious. You're probably going to struggle with my terrible sense of humour :P )

It's been a good couple of months since I've been with somebody, in any way shape or form. I'm looking for someone to help me break that streak. Exciting kinky stuff would be amazing, but honestly I'd be down for just cuddles and head strokes at this point. Shoot me a message to talk details. I can host if it makes things easier.

I want to meet someone who can show me the ropes

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Switch looking for a play partner or two and to finally explore my submissive side. Really into cnc, rough play, bondage, impact and somno but open to a lot of stuff. I am disabled and autistic so if that's an issue for you don't bother. Wanna get freaky than hang out and chill I'm your call, 420 friendly.

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Generally I’m attracted to alternative people but I’m not picky here, I just want someone open to having experiences and good with communication

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Bratty, but I’ll do as I’m told eventually. Sass comes naturally, I can’t help it, most of the time. Eyerolls and sassy smirks are a daily occurrence for me, I won’t apologise.