I don’t get off on being called a slut, whore, bitch or cunt. You’ll be blocked if you call me these. I don’t interact with folks who haven’t taken time to educate themselves around kink outside of porn & don’t understand consent in a kink context. Curiosity & empathy 👍 Presumption & entitlement 🚩🚩🚩 Your behavior matters more than how “hung” you are. Don’t call me baby when you message me. I don’t even know you. I’m mostly here to find someone to explore spanking and bondage

Vivacious Sub seeks erudite Dom. Me: Overeducated professional by day, pervert by night. Nested with adorable kiddo, amicably separating from platonic co-parent. In the long haul, I seek nesting partnership in a tenure-track D/s or DD/lg relationship. I want to be a bonsai tree for the right gardener. At the moment, I’m looking for meaningful connections only with folks who don’t have an existing primary. If this is you, let’s have a drink and see if you can beat me at Frogger. Love literature (SFF, Victorian, postmodern, Booker winners), theatre (Mamet to musicals!), banter, dignity (sometimes), honesty (always), fancy coffee, weird concerts, tea that tastes like dirt. Giant geek who closes out the board game cafe semiregularly, and would like to know which Star Trek captain your dominance style most lines up with. Celiac. Wil Wheaton and Ira Glass are my secret BFs. In bed, I love intensity. Extreme bondage, deeply psychological play, hypnosis, catharsis, transformation, and taboo. Let’s slow dance with me in a straitjacket. Out of bed, I love artsy adventure dates, and coziness. Let’s go to a poetry slam, a cocktail class at the botanical garden, a *** mystery dinner, or let’s just drink tea and do crosswords. I am looking for someone intellectual and intentional, with energy, passion, perversity, intentionality, and commitment to the bit. A strong sense of morality, and an unwavering commitment to consent-based relationships are mandatory. Like a vampire, you’ll have to be invited in. Check out my profile on FetLife (dormouse) and message me there. Failure to use full sentences and punctuation make it overwhelmingly likely I will ignore you.

just on here for serious inquiries only! Please don’t waste my time 😘😈 I do content as well very spicy *** if u interested lmk 🤑

Heyy I’ve always known I’ve been kinky but want to learn more. Kinks: ***, ***, rimjobs, age gaps, spankings, ddlg, foot worship, pet play, toilet play

Heyy I’ve always known I’ve been kinky but want to learn more. Kinks: ***, ***, rimjobs, age gaps, spankings, ddlg, foot worship, pet play, toilet play

just on here for serious inquiries only! Please don’t waste my time 😘😈 I do content as well very spicy *** if u interested lmk 🤑

I don’t get off on being called a slut, whore, bitch or cunt. You’ll be blocked if you call me these. I don’t interact with folks who haven’t taken time to educate themselves around kink outside of porn & don’t understand consent in a kink context. Curiosity & empathy 👍 Presumption & entitlement 🚩🚩🚩 Your behavior matters more than how “hung” you are. Don’t call me baby when you message me. I don’t even know you. I’m mostly here to find someone to explore spanking and bondage

Vivacious Sub seeks erudite Dom. Me: Overeducated professional by day, pervert by night. Nested with adorable kiddo, amicably separating from platonic co-parent. In the long haul, I seek nesting partnership in a tenure-track D/s or DD/lg relationship. I want to be a bonsai tree for the right gardener. At the moment, I’m looking for meaningful connections only with folks who don’t have an existing primary. If this is you, let’s have a drink and see if you can beat me at Frogger. Love literature (SFF, Victorian, postmodern, Booker winners), theatre (Mamet to musicals!), banter, dignity (sometimes), honesty (always), fancy coffee, weird concerts, tea that tastes like dirt. Giant geek who closes out the board game cafe semiregularly, and would like to know which Star Trek captain your dominance style most lines up with. Celiac. Wil Wheaton and Ira Glass are my secret BFs. In bed, I love intensity. Extreme bondage, deeply psychological play, hypnosis, catharsis, transformation, and taboo. Let’s slow dance with me in a straitjacket. Out of bed, I love artsy adventure dates, and coziness. Let’s go to a poetry slam, a cocktail class at the botanical garden, a *** mystery dinner, or let’s just drink tea and do crosswords. I am looking for someone intellectual and intentional, with energy, passion, perversity, intentionality, and commitment to the bit. A strong sense of morality, and an unwavering commitment to consent-based relationships are mandatory. Like a vampire, you’ll have to be invited in. Check out my profile on FetLife (dormouse) and message me there. Failure to use full sentences and punctuation make it overwhelmingly likely I will ignore you.