--I am NOT skinny. I have a big ass and thighs, so if you don't like that, scroll on, please. Literally a BBW. --I am also a fact spouter. It just happens, sorry 😅 --If you don't like skittish black cat energy, probably don't message me. ***I really just want someone to do spooky shit with, and then roll around in bed with. An actual friend-- nights out, pool, swimming, hiking, existential conversations. Not for you? Don't fucking message me. Don't have pictures of your face on your profile? Don't message me.*** Happily married for 14 years. We are open/poly. --We are also okay dating/having separate partners. --Not particularly interested in long distance, unless the person visits the area often. --I don't send nudes 🖕 More about me: --Yes, I am actually a brat. Yes, I will test your patience and make you work for it. I like to scuffle and tease relentlessly. --I look innocent, but I am legit feral. I will literally fucking bite you. --I'm not particularly into older men, but there are always exceptions to things, I guess. It's not likely, though. --Honestly, if you aren't willing to play a game of chase through the woods that ends in wrestling and then sex, don't message me.

--I am NOT skinny. I have a big ass and thighs, so if you don't like that, scroll on, please. Literally a BBW. --I am also a fact spouter. It just happens, sorry 😅 --If you don't like skittish black cat energy, probably don't message me. ***I really just want someone to do spooky shit with, and then roll around in bed with. An actual friend-- nights out, pool, swimming, hiking, existential conversations. Not for you? Don't fucking message me. Don't have pictures of your face on your profile? Don't message me.*** Happily married for 14 years. We are open/poly. --We are also okay dating/having separate partners. --Not particularly interested in long distance, unless the person visits the area often. --I don't send nudes 🖕 More about me: --Yes, I am actually a brat. Yes, I will test your patience and make you work for it. I like to scuffle and tease relentlessly. --I look innocent, but I am legit feral. I will literally fucking bite you. --I'm not particularly into older men, but there are always exceptions to things, I guess. It's not likely, though. --Honestly, if you aren't willing to play a game of chase through the woods that ends in wrestling and then sex, don't message me.