LOCAL CONNECTIONS ONLY. **This includes social and sexual connections**
You'd think it would be super easy for an English major to write interesting profile text, wouldn't you? Jokes on you then, I majored in reading, not writing. In all seriousness, or as much as I can muster, I'm just here, taking up space, checking everyone out. That's what the internet is for right? Anonymity and porn?
Rope bunny book worm with a love of board games, craft beer, American football, bad movies, and the Oxford comma. I'm ridiculously passionate over things that can hold my attention, and tend to go just a bit overboard in learning everything I can about a new obsession. My closet can dress up or down, and I clean up pretty well, though working from home means I live in my Levi's.
I have an abnormal work schedule, and the holiday season is a bear, but I'm looking to go out and have some fun.
Inappropriate weirdo. Kink is a game I play and not a lifestyle I live. While I don't have a traditional "relationship" in mind, I'm not looking for a one-time thing. Strings can be negotiated, but ideally, I'd to be able to hang out with someone and get smacked around should the mood strike. Let me clarify, since it is seemingly desperately needed. While casual sex is something that I am looking for, I don't do non-personal sex. If all you're looking for a is a photo exchange, and not conversations of substance, I will leave the conversation quickly, and frankly, I won't think I owe you an explanation.
That said, while I don't necessarily have a "type", there are some things I'm adamant about having in a partner.
Age being the most important. I'm not interested in anyone vastly (the definition I'm using for "vastly" is > 5 years) younger than me. The things I enjoy require experience, and if I can remember what trouble I was getting into when you were born, you don't have that experience. This also implies, rightly, that if you are older than me, and you typed "I'm new here", you don't have that experience.
There needs to be some common interests, outside of your kink list. I can't get to know you if we have nothing to talk about. Something about those interests should be in your profile, and I won't reply to a message from an empty profile.
I also need a partner to be local to Houston. No long distance, no online play.
Not interested in being a side piece, or any other synonym of "mistress", or a random third. There are no unicorns here.
Feel free to message, but If you send me a note expressing your undying love, or to let me know that you're in my area on business for one night only, don't expect a response. I'll just post the note so my friends can see it and we can laugh at you. Of course if you're sending me those things, you're not reading this. Go figure.
And for fuck's sake keep pet names out of your messages.
in NC. message me!
