Male (28) Single
To whom it may concern,
As an easy-going guy with marginal intelligence, a great sense of humour, arguably the perfect dad bod, and an abundance of modesty, I think you should strongly consider sending me a message.
I have a very diverse skillset, including but not limited to: being nearly 6 feet tall, proficient hand-holder, masterful Wordle player, fantasy book facts that you don’t care about, and my Grandma once told me that I’m handsome.
Below is my list of qualifications for your review:
Generic Self-description:
Tendency to create bad puns and then laugh at them even when you don’t.
Kinky Characteristics:
I am almost more interested in hearing YOUR fantasies. Part of the excitement for me is not knowing what you’re going to think of next. Not to say that I want you to do all the work – I understand that I need to communicate and contribute too. The thought of combining our interests to create a fun dynamic for both us sounds amazing to me
Hard Limits:
*d bi/cuckolding
What I'm Looking For:**
I cannot stress this enough, but you must be a 6ft tall Amazon Goddess whose only purpose is to fulfill my every fantasy. You need to make enough *** to support us both so that I don't have to work or do anything. My only job is to be submissive and that should be enough to satisfy you. On top of that, you should also be able to tell that I am joking.
Thank you for reading, I look forward to conversing with you presently.
Regards,
Kellanved4