Hello, I am an intelligent, articulate late fifties British Male, living on the North London/ Hertfordshire border, looking for a curvy, busty woman with whom to indulge my love of big breast play.

I am - of course, happy to indulge your fantasies and kinks in return, and hopefully we will both obtain mutual gratification and fulfilment together.

My love for big breasts was forged in my ***s, thanks to one particular experience, and has stayed with me for over 40 years now.

I enjoy teasing, squeezing and groping a large pair of soft breasts through clothing, feeling your nipples stiffen in response. I love playing with nipples, pulling, and teasing them as they grow, and throb under my touch. I have given many Ladies nipple orgasms over the years, and firmly believe that anyone is capable of having one. Breast fucking, tit fucking, mammary intercourse, paizuri, tit wanking - all pretty much the same thing (well, except tit wanking - if you want to be pedantic…!) Do you enjoy having your breasts slapped ?, nipples clamped?, oiled, lubed toyed - and orgasmed over ?

If you’ve never tried these things, maybe it’s high time you did ?

I would very much like to chat with you about the possibilities - and have may (true) stories to tell about my own experiences, and of course, I would love to hear yours also !

So if you are just looking for mutual satisfaction- with no complications, or perhaps good wine, lunch, and naughty chat, which might lead on to something more, please feel free to drop me a line. I would love to hear from you.

BDSM Play Partner18 to 80 years ● 50km around UK Bushey Heath

Attached is my resume for your perusal.

Name: Shockr
Role application: Daddy

Age: 41
Height: 168cm ( 5'6" )
Length: 20cm ( 8" )
Width: 84cm (slim)
Depth: 'Like, totally deep, man.'
IQ: 137
BMI: 20
IPD: 6.3

Education:
College
School of life
Google

Key Skills:
Writing
Organising
Being silly
Making tea
Reading stories
Cleaning
Remembering names of stuffies
Cooking
Tech support
Being a perv
Opening jars
Grocery shopping
Praising good girls
Vacuuming
Fluffing kitties

Hobbies & Interests:
Sex
Camping
Videogames
We*D (420)
Music
Movies (including Pornhub)
All of the above + sex

Personal Description:

I should start by saying I am in a poly relationship with Sassy13. I'll chat with anyone, but ideally you would enjoy both our company.

I'm the type to ask you if I can make you tea or bring you something. I like cwtches ('cuddles' for non-Welsh folks), and kisses in the morning, all through the day, and saying 'Goodnight' is important. I like the little displays of affection and very much appreciate bedtime rituals etc
I have been told I have a very calm and soothing voice.
I like the DDlg dynamic because I'm a very caring person and get a lot out of rushing to your aid. I also get quite a kick out of being called 'Daddy' ;) (Not right off the bat, there needs to be chemistry)
With that said I'm probably not going to change a soiled nappy ('diaper' for the US folks). Likely more suited to a slightly bratty middle who likes to banter :P
I'm king of cheesy lines, dad jokes and gutter humor; I apologise in advance :D
I am very easy to talk to; I will literally talk to anyone. I'm cheeky, sarcastic, flirtatious and mischievous in reasonably equal measure. If I connect with you, I'll probably talk all night.
I'll want to get into your head. I love to have mementos; words, sounds, physical artifacts. Something that keeps me in your memory even when I'm not physically there. I need your mind to submit before your body ;)
I have an insane sex drive - someone once referred to me as 'hypersexual', which I took as a compliment :D I'd probably say sex is on my mind 75% of the time, with the other 25% being dedicated to trying not to think about sex. Keep up! Haha
Personally, I think foreplay and intimate contact throughout the day is very important, I'm an extremely tactile person. I love to build the tension until we snap and can't hold back.
"Sex at 10pm Wednesdays and Saturdays" does not work for me
Speaking of which, I am also a bit of a nightowl. At 2am I am probably at my PC gaming or smoking a blunt (420-friendly).

Previous Experience:
Aug21-Sept21: Daddy role - Mostly remote temporary contract
Online interaction with fast service level agreement. Several positive face-to-face visits.
Left role due to no prospects of progression

Mar14-May21: Unofficial Daddy role - Permanent on-site
Carried out all duties of home maintenance and personal support.
Left role due to conflicting work-ethic

Character References:
LittlePinkPanda [fetlife/users/739227]
"He once put his arm out to make sure I was protected from moving cars"

Cariad [fetlife/users/13329345]
"His voice is very Daddy like when he's talking. Calm, soft, its nice to listen to."

(For anyone still wondering if this is serious. You're probably going to struggle with my terrible sense of humour :P )

BDSM Play Partner24 to 40 years ● 50km around UK Cardiff

Hi! I have a very high sex drive and adore women. I love foreplay and pleasuring women. I am well endowed and have been complimented a lot on my sexual abilities.
I have had several long term partners in the past and prefer that to quick hookups. I am not looking for something deep and meaningful at the moment just someone to have long term fun with. But who knows where that will lead.
I like exploring someone sexually and find it mentally fulfilling as the more you know someone the more I can excite them and turn them on easier. I think sex and orgasms are more mental than physical so until you are in someones head you cannot get that fulfilment.
Once I know someone I love using that knowledge to orgasm them over and over. I get a kick out of finding out those buttons and spots that I can play with to excite someone. Its a lot more pleasurable for me to orgasm with someone who is already very excited. Feeling a tight wet pussy orgasming on my cock is such a turn on.
If you both haven't got wobbly legs by the time you have finished then something has gone wrong.
Dont get me wrong it doesn't have to be full on every time, the odd quicky or grope on the sofa is good, but also I like to make sure I press ALL the buttons quite frequently.
I do have quite a high sex drive and I hope I can can find someone to match. I think this has not helped in past relationships where I have more needs than my partner. I am not upset about having to sort myself out occasionally but some women feel like this is not acceptable. I love foreplay and especially giving erotic massages. I have very warm and healing hands and love rubbing soft warm naked skin.
I dont have many donts. I am very keen to try new things and love mixing up positions, but I always do come back to my favourite as doggy. I get so much pleasure from that. I get so much depth and control.
Anyway enough about me waffling on. I would love to hear from you. I am very open honest and easy going. Please drop me a line and I will reply. xx
PS. I have a goatee. Reading a few profiles I guess its a marmite thing. If it did come to it I can shave it off! I would sooner have a sex partner than a goatee! :-/
For reference. I have my own teeth, my own hair, I own a car and house, I shower at least once a day and like to dress and smell nice. I have a 7 inch cock that I find the perfect size to reach all those important places.

BDSM Play Partner40 to 60 years ● 10km around UK Nottingham

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