Hello, my name is Professor Harry P. Enis but my friends call me "Hap". The majority of my life has been dedicated to the study of Genitology, particularly the interactions between the male fleshy appendage commonly referred to as the penis, and the exquisitely designed, awe inspiring female orifice surrounded by labial folds known as the vagina. After many years of extensive research and exhaustive experimentation, the evidence would seem to indicate that by strategically inserting the former into the latter, one can create heightened sensations of extreme pleasure and euphoria, resulting in an explosive discharge of seminal fluid and vaginal secretions. However, the data is not all in. Therefore, as a personal sacrifice, I am donating my own fleshy appendage in the interest of science and need volunteers. Anyone possessing a vagina is strongly encouraged to contact our organization, the Founders Of Respected National Institutes Concerning Adult Training Exercises or our University chapter, Campus Organization to Prepare Undergraduates for Life And The Essentials. All volunteers will be treated with the utmost dignity and respect in what promises to be a very fulfilling experience. All of us here at F.O.R.N.I.C.A.T.E. and C.O.P.U.L.A.T.E. are firmly committed to understanding every facet of this phenomenon and will work tirelessly until everyone is fully satisfied with the results. Thank you for your consideration.

P.S. Pics of said vaginas and/or their owners are welcome but not mandatory.

Ok, that was for fun. Now for the REAL ad:
I am married but, for various reasons, I have no plans on changing that any time soon. Therefore, I am extremely careful, clean, and discreet. I am also a very thoughtful, considerate man with a creative sense of humor. I am simply looking for a safe and sane, intelligent woman or couple who want to have some fun sexy times without any other drama. If this sounds appealing to you, then please send a message and let's talk.

NSA21 to 99 years ● 100km around USA Long Beach

I’m looking for an adventurous female that is able to work remotely, is an online student, or has the ability to be my US travel companion. Ideally, you want to get married and start a family if we have the right chemistry!

I work fully remote and starting in 2024 will be exploring other U.S. cities to experience what it would be like to live in different cities to possibly settle down. I would love a travel companion that enjoys exploring and not just the the places we will go!

I currently live/rent in fully furnished apartments with flexible leases with a company called Hello Landing. Think of Airbnb for apartments which allows members to book apartments fairly flexible within their nationwide network. While I do love Salt Lake City I’m wanting to discover new places but would love to have a fun, adventurous companion.

Cities I’m looking to visit no particular order:
Denver, CO
Portland, OR
Phoenix AZ
Seattle, WA
Austin, TX
Nashville, TN
Huntsville, AL
Charleston, SC
Raleigh, SC
Columbus, OH

But open to adding to cities that you may want to check out too!

I have a pick-up truck that will allow us to easily pack whatever we will need to allow us to still work and play however we want! Some of my big hobbies include the following:
Hiking
Camping
Card and board games
Cooking
Rock Climbing
Skiing
Tennis/pickleball
Shooting
Golf
Biking
Kayaking/paddle boarding
Going to concerts and music festivals.

If I have peaked your interest, please let me know and we can discuss further and see if this would be a good fit!

BDSM Play Partner18 to 80 years ● 500km around USA Salt Lake City

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