If Tom Allen and James Spader merged in Snorlax form ...
Gothic soul, emo heart, autist brain, perverse sensibilities.

Megustalations.

Head shaved, mind depraved, enamoured of theatre and song.
Rain on the roof and cuddles in quilts, these are a few of my favourite guilts. Along with vanlife, FetLife, and urbex. Oh my!

Catch-22 is my humour. I'm into surrealism in all things. Also very much enamoured of well choreographed routines and linguistical limberness.

I want a love that seeks my own, a soul that encompasses me, that feeds off of my attention and affection. Someone to dance with in the rain, in the woods, in supermarkets and silence.

Time spent hiking, (also scooting - I'm spending far too much with Voi), hunting for abandoned and spooky places is time well spent. Indoor hobbies include perfumery, cooking, watching horror / gore / exploitation films and miscellaneous musicals and designing clothes and contraptions for fun.

I'm looking for someone to make food shopping fun, stroke all the fluffs and floofs with, who'll send cute pictures to me, and that I can treat, tease and traumatise in all of the special ways we'll both love. The ideal is a romantic relationship built on fetishistic foundations. Especially through more subtly expressed intimacy, such as a hand slipping into mine, or a kiss gifted unexpectedly as I turn to see you.

Talk to me about philosophy, psychology, stories and how these intertwine, in myth, in religion, in sexual fantasy and relaxation.

Come be the focus of my loving attention and suffer the barbs of my endless puns. Charm me with your vivacity so I yearn to make you cry yourself to climax. Seduce me with your mind so I wish to pet, pretty, and punish you. Keep me with your innocence, no matter how I taint it.

Talk to me. Let me into your head. I'll make you better. I'll make you mine.

Details of kinks can be found from my profile, or more ideally, learned through conversation.

Kinky Date5km around UK Bicester

It seems like an impossible task to find my kinky Baby Doll princess. Of course, the men on here and everywhere outnumber the girls a thousand to one and think that if they pull out their wiener of varying sizes it’s going to suddenly make women faint at the sight of it. If anything, it just takes away all appetite they might have for a man, as well as their food and probably even dessert 🍨

I’m a confident man, not arrogant. Open, trustworthy, honest, very communicative, which to me are all key. 6ft2 tall, blue eyed, bearded heavily inked, Viking man from the UK, with a well over a decade in the fetish and kink community, fuck that makes me sound even more like I’m from cocoon.

I’m a simple man who isn’t rich or have any great expectations other than to be happy for my friends, family, and people I love, well and myself. I don’t see any point in dwelling on the past or judging anyone for anything they have had or will in life. Unless it’s something that’ll get you locked up.

Trying to navigate the world to find Alice in her wonderland, is like losing myself in David Bowies Labyrinth, with all sorts of crotch Goblins and talking caterpillars, like I’ve fallen down the rabbit hole, and been captured by the Queen of hearts guard.

Is it so bad to ask to find that little pocket rocket. Smaller, younger, petite in height and cute all round. Someone who wants and older man to have both a cute and cuddly relationship with as much as sex filled of nature together?

Size, shape colour or creed are all things that I hold no judgment on. But i learned that the smaller and more gymnastic you are suits 😜 Though age id hope is 20 yrs old plus with wiggle room of 12 months less and anything above. That perverse princess, who is as happy in make up as she is to wallow in pjs. A masochistic doll who likes to have a towering viking around them.

Are you a seductive, sassy sometimes sweet strawberry, or a raven-haired grave sitting girl. Searching for that Daddy Dom presence but I don’t like to be labelled as we are all canvas’s that are ready to be
ted on and perverted through our exploits and excitement’s. Id like to make contact fairly fast away from the glitchy *** app asap, exchange photos and voice notes to establish a connection and reality…. IM A SUCKER FOR AN ACCENT.

Now I have all the love and respect for SW's and OF girls, but if we get together I aint paying to see my partner, and please only contact me if you are genuine, even if you do OF. Hell if you do OF then it's a bonus and I'd love it.

I've probably bored you into a coma, made you addicted to coffee, or suddenly join your local church so they can drown you in holy water, to cleanse you of this demon...

But if you smiled, laughed, giggled or at all even raised an eyebrow at this post, then please feel free to DM me.

EAT ME or DRINK ME Alice. which one will you choose??

BDSM Play Partner18 to 46 years ● 80km around UK Stockport