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hi!! i’m a 24 year old puppy boi (transmasc) who has never had an owner. i love cuddles, treats, and bones. sometimes im naughty and need to be smacked with a newspaper (or your hand, or a flogger), but for the most part i’m obedient and eager to please.

if you want a cute, enthusiastic puppy for christmas (or your preferred holiday), send me a message!

Due to confusion and complaints, I've had to rewrite my profile more times than I care to admit. I'll probably have to rewrite it again soon.
If you're offended by something in it, just move on. I'm not going to apologise or justify myself all the time.

A little about me:

Vanilla:
I love reading (books, blogs, newspapers, cereal boxes), writing, binge watching way too many TV shows and movies, sleeping, eating pizza and gaming (when I get the time). I also love beer and red wine, but who doesn't?

BDSM:
Predominantly a Dom (pun intended), I'm looking for a good and obedient sub or slave. If that's not you, that's fine. Respect my choices and I'll respect yours.
I love to play and be naughty, with some people it comes easier than others.
I'm happy to send the first message, try to get the conversation going, but if all you can do is give me short replies and show you can't be bothered then I'll just block you. Sorry not sorry. We are here to have fun, play and go on a kink journey. Why make it difficult.
If I contact you it's because I liked something about you. I'm not going to chat with you for no reason.
Don't ask me who else I'm talking with, it's none of your business and I believe in boundaries and respecting each other.
Just so you know, I CAN be sadistic, but that doesn't mean I will be with you. I might want to be your Daddy Dom. Or something else.

If you're into furries, age regression or diapers that's fine. I'm not, and that's fine as well. If I still chat with you it's because I liked something else.

If we all act responsibly we can have loads of fun together.
If you're a * , I will insult you, your family and loved ones, belittle you and then block you. But you would have asked for it

And for all those nice ps out there: Hi, nice to meet you. I look forward to getting to know you x

It's not all sex is it? I have passing interests in art, theatre, astronomy, astrophysics, Sudoku, other newspaper puzzles, DIY, property management, theology and psychotherapy. I play guitar (badly). I trained as an electrician. Housework = keeping it just above slovenly. I like bees but hate slugs. I don't like buttons (now that IS weird!) or tripe (and, yes, I have tried it - twice). I'm an INTJ to those who know what that means. like to think I can be funny, but that's for you to judge.

OK, so I'm new to the Kink thing, BUT I'd like to meet a woman who's prepared to explore being a Sub and who will accept that I may make mistakes. But if I do make a mistake and the safe word is used it all stops and the Sub is comforted and reassured. End of. It was my mistake. That's my understanding of how it works. Ideally sufficient discussion has been had so as to minimise the chance of a mistake or misunderstanding in the first place.
Restraint and administering corporal punishment would be my particular, society might say 'peculiar', interest. It's something we may need to work towards.