Trousers

[Ex****]

Anybody know where I can get some leather trousers?

[Ta****]

I could ask my old ex if he has any.!!

My old man's a dustman,

He wears a dustman's hat,

He wears old rubber trousers

And he lives in a shiny mac!  🤓

 

[Brittone2]

10 hours ago, Exsoldier6952 said:

Anybody know where I can get some leather trousers?

Motor Bike Shop..

online..

charity Shops

[Brittone2]

What you going to use?
You know..
Too make it ok as though you have
a big cock..?
I use a dildo?
X misses in fact

[Ex****]

25 minutes ago, Brittone2 said:

Motor Bike Shop..

online..

charity Shops

Not after heavy leather more for casual with suit jackets

[Ex****]

3 hours ago, TammyNatalia said:

I could ask my old ex if he has any.!!

My old man's a dustman,

He wears a dustman's hat,

He wears old rubber trousers

And he lives in a shiny mac!  🤓

 

How did I know you would come out with a comment like that lol x

[Ta****]

3 minutes ago, Exsoldier6952 said:

How did I know you would come out with a comment like that lol x

Well my ex he taught me all that.....it was it fault.  Hehe.🤓

[Ta****]

Why couldn't the driver open his car door?

Answer:

He lost his khakis!

🤓

[Ex****]

1 minute ago, TammyNatalia said:

Why couldn't the driver open his car door?

Answer:

He lost his khakis!

🤓

Well gorgeous that is the worst joke I have heard today 🤣🤣

[Ta****]

Ahhh!  All mouth and trousers around here...Haha..🤓

[Ex****]

18 minutes ago, TammyNatalia said:

Ahhh!  All mouth and trousers around here...Haha..🤓

Yes gorgeous, but what’s important is what is inside them trousers 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Ta****]

1 hour ago, Exsoldier6952 said:

Yes gorgeous, but what’s important is what is inside them trousers 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ahhh.  Not for me it ain't.    It's the belt wots the most important.  Lol.🤓

[Ex****]

38 minutes ago, TammyNatalia said:

Ahhh.  Not for me it ain't.    It's the belt wots the most important.  Lol.🤓

Well you might think the belt is the most important aspect of the trousers. But I disagree, a belt in unskilled hands is as useful as a wet fart. But in skilled hands a belt is a professionals armada of items to instil C.P. So again, the most important aspect is what is inside them trousers.

[Ta****]

My dirty mind aye!   Never mind.  At least we managed to IRON out that misunderstanding.   I might have to keep things ZIPPED in future.  Haha.🤓

  

[Ex****]

1 hour ago, TammyNatalia said:

My dirty mind aye!   Never mind.  At least we managed to IRON out that misunderstanding.   I might have to keep things ZIPPED in future.  Haha.🤓

  

Lol you will never win against me gorgeous; draw x