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What are people’s thoughts on getting messy with food. I sometimes go to great lengths to put together buckets of custard, treacle, honey, syrup and other great food products and then take great delight in covering myself from head to toe. Sometimes I get dressed up and other times work through a fantasy. Surely I can’t be the only one with a fetish like this?


you're not - it's a common fetish there's been numerous threads on it and an article on it in the magazine.  it's not as uncommon as deemed.

Ive known that there are some who like being degraded like that such as having rotten food thrown or squished against them

There was a program on the telly about it a few years ago

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Love to splosh with food especially sweet stuff

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I like wearing terry nappies and rubbers and fill them with custard......however your either get adult babies or sploshers but not both......also like frilly rubbers from the 1970's....but they are a little small to put on 



messy play with my fair lady

I've thrown my custard to her face
A messy sexy way to makes the day begin
I've flicked her clit such a sweet yellow tune
She whistles night and noon
Her squeels, her frowns
Her sexy ups, her going downs
Are second nature to me now
Like breathing out and breathing in
I was serenely independent and content before we met
Surely I could always be that way again and yet
Now I've thrown my custard to create her dutiful look
Custard in her hair, over her face I confess
I'm very grateful she's submissive and so easy to mess
Not a habit i want to break and yet
I've grown accustomed to the trace of my cream of choice in her hair
And custard on her face.

Apologies to Cole Porter and Birds Instant Custard Catering Pack.

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