Seeking a service sub
*please read the SMALL PRINT*
I can’t accommodate as I have grown up semen demons that live with me! And a big fucking dog! :)
If I am not for you, please just block me - I did say please 🤣
I don’t add friends very often, you have to be someone I can connect with on all levels! Whether it’s friendship or more ☺️
They do have the handy ‘follow’ button as well as the ‘friend’ option - might be the wiser option 😔
I know I’m not everyone’s ☕️ wouldn’t that be so boring 🥱 i do know I’m someone’s shot of whiskey 😈
If you want a pretty young piece of ass - run along - I’m old, have had kids, I have the battle scars of life…wrinkles, fat bits, saggy bits, wobbly bits, bumpy bits and barely any bits.. oops I mean tits 😂 I do have an amazing pussy though 💕 but most Importantly I am ME ! Unfiltered Raw Feral ME 😈 and I LOVE ME 🥰
I am not a posh bird, so if that’s what you want - don’t message me!!! I smoke! I swear! I like a drink or ten when socialising 🥴
I do know how and when to behave like a lady, when the need arises 😉
What I like -
Excellent hygiene! None negotiable!
Long/overnight sessions ! Lots of time for fun and filth 🔥🥵
Respect and honesty! A lot seem to have an issue with these unfortunately! ✋
Banter, humour and proper belly laughing 😂🤣
Men with virgin asses 🔥 let me ruin you 😈 or even if it’s not I’ll ruin you anyway 😈🔥🥵
Rimming 😈
Facesitting/riding 😈
Pussy and Ass worship 🥰🥰
Toys/plugs 😈🔥
My wand 🥰
Lube
Fisting 🥵🔥
CBT 🔥🔥
Sounding 🥵
Caged cocks 🔥😈
Pegging/Toys 🔥🥵
Spanking ✋
Watersports 🥵
SPH 😉
CFNM 😉
Teasing, edging, ruined orgasms, ***d orgasms 😈
F0rced bisexuality 🔥
Mfm 😈
Mfmmm (and so on) 😈
Kisses and naked cuddles 😊
Aftercare 🥰
SMALL PRINT
Not quite nearly there 🤫
I would like to find a spark, connection, attraction, lust, passion, chemistry, conversations, banter, laughter, sharing kinks, wants, needs and desires! Someone who can match my vibe and kinkiness!!!! I’m looking for one, possibly more regular playmates..after all a woman has needs :) If we can’t connect on here, not much chance it will happen in person 🖕
I do have a thing for SOME dadbods (actually some of you could possibly squeeze to the front.. as long as vanilla isn’t your thing 😛
I am not getting any younger (unfortunately) and want to have as much fun and filth while I still can/want to 😈 BUT that does not mean I will play just anyone.. I’m horny not desperate! I’m looking for someone very special 😉
If ya can talk the talk - but can’t walk the walk - no second chances! Unless ya great aunt Ethel’s piranha has eaten the dog’s pet monkey!!! And even then ya will probably end up blocked 🤷♀️ my time is precious!
SMALL PRINT you’re doing well, keep going :)
!!!! IMPORTANT !!!!
What I don’t want/like/need!
Married men! Unless you have consent form signed on video call from your better half, then it’s a different story 😈
Big beards! ick ! And them fucking huge moustaches some of you have!!! ick ick ick !!!
Anyone a million miles away - let’s be real now! Fine for chatting.. but not if meeting, unless you travel and supply hotel 😊
Vanilla - sex, ice cream or scented candles !
Huge cocks! no BBC’s, BWCs, VWE ! There are men and women who want you, go and find them 🤷♀️
Men who don’t shave/aren’t smooth!!! ass and balls too! If I wanted a gob full of hair I’d kiss my dog !
Unable to stimulate my mind as well as my body!! Some can’t do either 🙄
SMALL PRINT keep going ! You got this !
My block list is extensive! feel free to join it at any time..(the second you give me the heebee - jeebees you will be blocked) or if you ignore the fact I have not replied to numerous messages off you, to avoid any further confusion! you will be blocked! I would have replied if I thought you had something to offer me 🙄
And please god have a sense of humour! That’s is one of the sexiest things a man can have 🔥 whether it be dry, sarcastic or you just think you’re funny 🤣😂
‘May the odds be ever in your favour’
Kinkz x
FINALLY YOU MADE IT :)
small print - YOU MUST SUPPLY YOU’RE OWN STRAP-ON, TOYS, FISTING GLOVES, LUBE or ANYTHING ELSE REQUIRED !
I AM NOT LOOKING FOR A DOM !!
There is always things not done/tried.. everyday is like a school day.. and I don’t want ‘what ifs’ I want to go screeching into hell saying well I did it 😈
Due to this I am always open to suggestions 😈
