NSA in Weston-super-mare

I want to start an only fans and invite one woman per month to a weekend to have great sex, it will be unpaid apart from I will treat you to a hotel room in Bristol and dinner/a night is on me

Must be d d free

Ideally a nice MF couple to show me the ropes or some 1on1 practice till something extra exciting happens

I would love to meet a naughty minded individual, preferably close to Bristol, for exploring and having fun together

Let let it all loose and fuck all night

Due to confusion and complaints, I've had to rewrite my profile more times than I care to admit. I'll probably have to rewrite it again soon.
If you're offended by something in it, just move on. I'm not going to apologise or justify myself all the time.

A little about me:

Vanilla:
I love reading (books, blogs, newspapers, cereal boxes), writing, binge watching way too many TV shows and movies, sleeping, eating pizza and gaming (when I get the time). I also love beer and red wine, but who doesn't?

BDSM:
Predominantly a Dom (pun intended), I'm looking for a good and obedient sub or slave. If that's not you, that's fine. Respect my choices and I'll respect yours.
I love to play and be naughty, with some people it comes easier than others.
I'm happy to send the first message, try to get the conversation going, but if all you can do is give me short replies and show you can't be bothered then I'll just block you. Sorry not sorry. We are here to have fun, play and go on a kink journey. Why make it difficult.
If I contact you it's because I liked something about you. I'm not going to chat with you for no reason.
Don't ask me who else I'm talking with, it's none of your business and I believe in boundaries and respecting each other.
Just so you know, I CAN be sadistic, but that doesn't mean I will be with you. I might want to be your Daddy Dom. Or something else.

If you're into furries, age regression or diapers that's fine. I'm not, and that's fine as well. If I still chat with you it's because I liked something else.

If we all act responsibly we can have loads of fun together.
If you're a * , I will insult you, your family and loved ones, belittle you and then block you. But you would have asked for it

And for all those nice ps out there: Hi, nice to meet you. I look forward to getting to know you x

Bratty, but I’ll do as I’m told eventually. Sass comes naturally, I can’t help it, most of the time.

Eyerolls and sassy smirks are a daily occurrence for me, I won’t apologise.

I am a switch who enjoys role play and dirty talk.

That's pretty much it. I'm a simple man.

I am a gentleman in most of my life, with a professional job.

Send me a message if you might be interested!

Anyone for a pre-Christmas pounding?

I love it when a woman squirts during sex. Wish I could meet another xxx