Kinky Date in Fontana

I'm into some weird shit and I hope you are too. More specifically salad tossing

Looking for a woman who works, if you get me to chat on another app consider yourself blocked, i will give my number or Insta, after at least a few days of dms. Now let's get down to bit ness lol. I need a woman to physically dominate me. I like to role play. But i believe consent equals respect and respect equals honor. I will not press you as if I won't like it if you were to press me. I like to creative. Not looking to be a husband. Can not have kids for a reason (we'll talk about that). I like video games , kung fu movies, i cook, bbq, i love road trips. So i want a woman who drives preferably who doesn't drink but no judgment just no alcoholics please. I'm 420 friendly i smoke. I will love to smoke out with you too

I need a woman how has a good heart but an Amazon. I need a woman who works too and honors a working man. I want someone who i can carry a conversation meaning understand my vocabulary. I need a lady who can drive just in case I need you to take the in case of road trips. And i like to role play and be manhandled physically. However I also can cook. I'll tell you a joke: what do you call an anorexic lesbian with a yeast infection? A Quarter pounder with Cheese. If you can laugh at a joke like that hmu here IG: smilingmountainganjoe. Sometimes this app gets stupid then I'll give u my # after we chat.

Would really love some head to be honest!!! But I’m down for any fun can’t host but can be there in a jiffy!!!!!!

Looking to have some fun link up 420 friendly ladies contact me 😁😁😁😁

I’m looking for a guy who loves to sniff farts as much as I do. I want us to revel in our stink and let it drive us wild.

Men

Can someone hit me up? I'm bored af 🥲

Looking for a man to flirt with that is into licking and sucking toes. Interested in receiving feet pics.

No hookups! I wanna get to know someone. Exclusive fwb or relationships only

Hook ups are boooooring, looking for bare minimum a FWB but would prefer a long term bf.
Super submissive and breedable :3
Hit my line, Im usually kind