NSA in Montebello

Disclaimer, terrible at chess. Just really like it… chess in at a natural wine bar anyone?

Got a room. Let's play

Loooking for a yummy fit or muscle man lb my phat cake! Have your own place to play

Any women out there like to swallow?

If you're nearby, or slightly further out there, let us get acquainted.

Do you coffee, do you tea? Then let's meet, my treat, then perhaps we'll hit the sheets (no promises).

My Qualifications:

• I'm clean, kempt, well-mannered, humorous, mildly-funny.
• Not-outgoing but make up for it in cunnilingus skills.
• Pretty hip, even if I do say so myself daddy-O.

• Always available (i.e. retired).
  
  Your Qualifications:

• Willingness to be willing.
• Innovative (you like to try out new techniques).
• You know what you want, just not quite sure how it will fit.
• You want more experience.
• You like to demonstrate (i.e. I.m available as instructional model).
• You are generous and are attracted to like minded people.
• You are attractive and like generously minded people.
• Consider yourself adventurous type.
• Have blonde, brunette, black, brown, red...you have hair.

• You don't have hair...down where?
  
  If you're DOWN, I'm IN
  If you're UP for it, I'm DOWN
  If you're OUT the do', I'm IN IT fo'sho.

Women trans women

Hello, my name is Professor Harry P. Enis but my friends call me "Hap". The majority of my life has been dedicated to the study of Genitology, particularly the interactions between the male fleshy appendage commonly referred to as the penis, and the exquisitely designed, awe inspiring female orifice surrounded by labial folds known as the vagina. After many years of extensive research and exhaustive experimentation, the evidence would seem to indicate that by strategically inserting the former into the latter, one can create heightened sensations of extreme pleasure and euphoria, resulting in an explosive discharge of seminal fluid and vaginal secretions. However, the data is not all in. Therefore, as a personal sacrifice, I am donating my own fleshy appendage in the interest of science and need volunteers. Anyone possessing a vagina is strongly encouraged to contact our organization, the Founders Of Respected National Institutes Concerning Adult Training Exercises or our University chapter, Campus Organization to Prepare Undergraduates for Life And The Essentials. All volunteers will be treated with the utmost dignity and respect in what promises to be a very fulfilling experience. All of us here at F.O.R.N.I.C.A.T.E. and C.O.P.U.L.A.T.E. are firmly committed to understanding every facet of this phenomenon and will work tirelessly until everyone is fully satisfied with the results. Thank you for your consideration.

P.S. Pics of said vaginas and/or their owners are welcome but not mandatory.

Ok, that was for fun. Now for the REAL ad:
I am married but, for various reasons, I have no plans on changing that any time soon. Therefore, I am extremely careful, clean, and discreet. I am also a very thoughtful, considerate man with a creative sense of humor. I am simply looking for a safe and sane, intelligent woman or couple who want to have some fun sexy times without any other drama. If this sounds appealing to you, then please send a message and let's talk.

want to help me do dirty things to and with my baby girl? are you open-minded, interesting, read books, kinky, and not conservative? let's talk

Need som head

I got my bar and buds ready but no head

Piggies to the front🐷🐽 Pay Piggies to exact, we can talk first, set some ground rules and expectations and discuss absolutes, maybes and no's before we officially begin, of course, but only message me if you're ready to devote and look pathetic in the presence of a Goddess💋 don't be disappointing on our first meet

I would love to be a toy for a woman. Have Rey few limits with consetig adults

just need someone to hold for one night

looking for NSA but if i like you im open to being serious

Is this thing on?

Females that need a partner to support their Hotwife lifestyle.

Looking for a lil baddie that need they pussy treated right for a couple hours 6’2 dark n handsome 9in and can host hmu here or snap send pics of you *** @tooeasybrown
420 friendly and we can take some shots

I’m 6’2straight male hung with a lot of stamina who trynna turn up with me tonight?

Horny af 🍆🍆💦

Will drive to you 🍆💦💦

A big juicy fat piece of meat … I can keep it on the dl for straight dudes or I can be a loud cocksucker .. you’ll know how much the male scent and dick puts me on a high … I can get pretty eager and sub as I feel hard dick pulsate and react to my slutty mouth

Looking for freaky dates n meet ups

Trans is on my mind are you very fem with soft parts
Want to try a 15 day training?

Want to tie you up and put a collar on you ! 🔥let’s have some fun