Who Am I? F**k if I know! I can't be easily summarized, so come find out. And it seems that most ppl don't read these anyway, so if you've made it this far, step into my web.
I am a true hedonist, a walking dichotomy, a full switch, and an Omnivert. I'm a mean girl with a soft heart who wants a firm hand, but has one of her own. One part laid-back hippie, one part industrious bumblebee, equal parts bitter gen-X feminist and neurospicy meance, I crave variety and like to mix things up. Sometimes domme, sometimes sub, sometimes hard, others soft, ever experimenting.
Since men are not sexy swiss armyknives, I'm looking to collect one of each to fulfill my changing desires. I'm also bi-curious and love boobs, so ladies need not be discouraged. But I need to feel some kind of connection to get down and dirty because I need trust and safety in which to experiment. Basically, if i can't enjoy hanging out with you, I'm not interested to f**k you, either.
Lover of music and laughter, deep convos and long walks, small furry ***s, anime and video games, books and film, costume and roleplay. 420 friendly but not a drinker. Girth Queen
No Gandalf's, no breeders, No MAGA! Nothing turns me off faster than a big bushy beard or a pregnancy scare. And I'm perfectly pleased to not bed pigmen of Agent Orange, thx.
Still here? Msg me and let's talk, see if we hit it off.
LIMITS
No urine, no ***, no unsoliticed dic pics, no vanilla, no ***, no footplay
NO MAGA
Please 🙏 pass me by if I have offended you in any way. It saves me time