๐พ๐ Purple-haired book goblin, dispensary nerd, gamer, dark romance author, and collector of random facts. Hi! Iโm Haze.
5โ2โ, plus-sized, AuDHD, and equal parts black cat and orange cat. I can explain terpenes, recommend a book thatโll emotionally damage you, and somehow lose my phone while actively looking for it.
Iโm happily married and ethically non-monogamous. My husband and I date separately. Iโm interested in genuine chemistry, meaningful connections, and seeing where things naturally lead.
Iโve mostly dated men, but Iโm bi-curious and open to exploring connections with women as well.
Personality-wise? Iโm a brat. Sweet, stubborn, sarcastic, curious, and occasionally feral. I love teasing, being challenged, and people who can handle my chaos without trying to change who I am.
Outside of work youโll find me reading, gaming, writing, collecting shiny rocks, buying books I absolutely donโt need, and convincing myself I donโt need another tarot deck.
Looking for confidence, emotional intelligence, consistency, humor, and someone who communicates like an adult. Bonus points if youโre the calm, capable type who can reach things on high shelves while I pretend I wasnโt about to climb the counter. ๐