There are almost no limits with the right man. I like being used, and yes—I’m a bit of a size queen. I don’t really get hung up on labels. Chemistry matters more than categories.
Let’s be honest: I have a vagina in a sea of dicks on this app. I read all my messages, but I only answer the ones that actually catch my attention. If your opener is “hey,” “wyd,” or a blurry bathroom selfie… save us both the time.
My youngest kid is 17 and my oldest is in their mid-20s, so my life is pretty full. I work, I have responsibilities, and I’m usually running around doing something. I’m not sitting around glued to my phone waiting for attention from strangers.
What I’m looking for is a friend with benefits, but heavy on the friend part. If we can’t talk, laugh, or enjoy each other’s company outside the bedroom, the rest of it usually isn’t worth the effort.
I’m not a 10, but I’m definitely not a 2 either. I’m pretty self-aware. What I might lack in looks I make up for with personality, confidence, and a sense of humor.
Also, a couple quick things since this apparently needs to be said:
If you look like a troll, do you honestly think I’m going to talk to you? No.
And no, I don’t want to watch a stranger finish on video chat. When I want to get myself off, I promise there’s nothing you can do from across the internet to help. Give me about 90 seconds and Pornhub and I’ve got that handled.
So if you’re clever, confident, and capable of holding an actual conversation, feel free to say hello. Just make it interesting.
Bonus points if you can make me laugh. Extra bonus points if you can keep up.
look ok I'm not a 10. But I'm a not a 2. looks aren't everything,. what I lack in looks I make up for in personality. so have some fucking personality. not a fake profile, just a normal human looking for some connection. but if you look like a bridge troll and you fist message is "do you wanna watch me jack it?" do you really think I'd even bother responding? I also have kids in their early 20s . so if you're in that age group don't bother. I want a man not a boy. I don't want to teach anyone anything. the "young bull" shit is not going to work on me.
I don't define myself into any boxes. for the right person my limits do not exist, for most they will. what you get out of me is all on you... not too hot not too cold but just right. most won't fall into the Goldie locks zone sorry to say. I'm trashy with the capabilities of being intellectual and a bit more classy.
look ok I'm not a 10. But I'm a not a 2. looks aren't everything,. what I lack in looks I make up for in personality. so have some fucking personality. not a fake profile, just a normal human looking for some connection. but if you look like a bridge troll and you fist message is "do you wanna watch me jack it?" do you really think I'd even bother responding? I also have kids in their early 20s . so if you're in that age group don't bother. I want a man not a boy. I don't want to teach anyone anything. the "young bull" shit is not going to work on me.
I don't define myself into any boxes. for the right person my limits do not exist, for most they will. what you get out of me is all on you... not too hot not too cold but just right. most won't fall into the Goldie locks zone sorry to say. I'm trashy with the capabilities of being intellectual and a bit more classy.
There are almost no limits with the right man. I like being used, and yes—I’m a bit of a size queen. I don’t really get hung up on labels. Chemistry matters more than categories.
Let’s be honest: I have a vagina in a sea of dicks on this app. I read all my messages, but I only answer the ones that actually catch my attention. If your opener is “hey,” “wyd,” or a blurry bathroom selfie… save us both the time.
My youngest kid is 17 and my oldest is in their mid-20s, so my life is pretty full. I work, I have responsibilities, and I’m usually running around doing something. I’m not sitting around glued to my phone waiting for attention from strangers.
What I’m looking for is a friend with benefits, but heavy on the friend part. If we can’t talk, laugh, or enjoy each other’s company outside the bedroom, the rest of it usually isn’t worth the effort.
I’m not a 10, but I’m definitely not a 2 either. I’m pretty self-aware. What I might lack in looks I make up for with personality, confidence, and a sense of humor.
Also, a couple quick things since this apparently needs to be said:
If you look like a troll, do you honestly think I’m going to talk to you? No.
And no, I don’t want to watch a stranger finish on video chat. When I want to get myself off, I promise there’s nothing you can do from across the internet to help. Give me about 90 seconds and Pornhub and I’ve got that handled.
So if you’re clever, confident, and capable of holding an actual conversation, feel free to say hello. Just make it interesting.
Bonus points if you can make me laugh. Extra bonus points if you can keep up.
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