God I hate this part x.x... but I'll give it a shot..
Disclaimer: I'm under the impression that this is a 'dating' ap.. So, with that in mind, that's my goal. To find someone to date.. like.. on a regular basis.. long term.. One of the biggest hangups in my previous relationships was that I didn't get the 'I'm into DD/lg and some other slightly different things' conversation out of the way early enough and/or when I did it was met with "Yeah, no..." or the dreaded "Eww, what? I'm not a chomo..".. 🙄.. So I figure, hey.. This particular forum gets that part of the way right out of the gate!
Now for the basics..
Lived in Colorado for essentially my whole life until moving to St. Louis back in November. (For those of you keeping score, this means: Yes, I'm 420 friendly 😊! I have even been known to partake when in the company of those that do, occasionally on my own when circumstances align, but am also completely happy without when they don't.)
I'm a single mom.. Only one kiddo, but it still takes up a significant amount of my day to day life.. If you're looking for a 24/7 'Little', hit me up in like.. several years.. because I just can't logistically do that at this time. I 'little' when I can.. Which kinda makes it a little more fun, I think.. No pun intended 🤭.
Yes, I am really shy.. at first at least.. I have dramatic amounts of anxiety, especially when meeting new people or trying to impress said people.. y'know.. like on dating apps x.x... But if you can muscle your way through my awkward phase, I'm a ton of fun! My second language is sarcasm, I use far too many emojis when texting, and I think I've reached the perfect level of crazy ( but not that 'slash your tires because I saw you talking to a woman I don't know' variety.. more like 'I suddenly wanna dye my hair bubble gum pink so I'm off to Walmart at 10pm' flavor). I collect stuffed unicorns (most of which are still in storage back in Colorado 😥) and have a borderline unhealthy obsessions with chocolate, the movie Tangled and anything Marvel (bet you can't guess my favorite super hero 😝)..
I love classic muscle cars, unicorns, getting my nails done, random adventures, and snuggling up on the couch.. I'm aware some of those things are complete opposites, but hey.. If you haven't figured out by now that I'm slightly strange, you must be just skimming through this..
Speaking of.. If you've made it this far: Congratulations! Message me your top 3 guesses for who my favorite superhero is, and if you get it right, I'll give you a prize 🥳!
Aside from that... I'm pretty open, bordering on consistently oversharing, so feel free to ask! You're bound to get a strange and probably far more detailed answer than you expected 🤭.